She saw the writing on the wall!
I drive a school bus. In the area between where we drive from the garage to the school we were seeing a bald eagle. A couple weeks into the school year there was a bald eagle hit and killed- by a school bus. No one of ours though.
A good friend will help you move. A TRUE friend will help you move the body!
Can you trust him not to tell the health department you put the spatula in your hair?
We had a fire in our kitchen. The insurance company sent a crew to clean all the surfaces in the house for smoke residue. I saw them cleaning knick knacks on the shelves and told them, those have never been dusted in the 12 years we’ve lived here.
“That’s right. So I never have to pay it back!”
Where’s Thomas? Is he out of the will?
So washing dishes was beneath her, but she’s going to rub strangers’ feet?
Beginning with the time one of your “buddies” humped you!
And castles made of sand melt into the sea. Eventually.