Not really- HOMER has a job!
No it didn’t set me back, I just spent some of my income on it.
So let me get this straight. He went to her and told her he has an alibi for the dude she got locked up. He went to said dude and offered him $500 to go along if anyone asks. Said testimony will clear said dude of the crime he’s been locked up for and only has a couple of months left to serve…
“Perennial?” He’s going to black mail her once a year?
When I lay down on the couch, I get from 1 to 3 cats sitting on me. Any time my wife wants me to do something I say “But there’s a cat on me!”
How about Cathy’s boyfriend instead?
Joe has a different reason for wishing for a NASTY babysitter!
I saw Monty Pythons Meaning of Life in the theater. Down the row was a single mom with two young kids, and she made them crouch down on the floor any time something inappropriate came on the screen.
My mother-in-law used to make my brother-in-law cover his eyes every time nudity appeared. Of course, she had no problem with graphic violence though.
Many many years ago, I was around 12 and was at a botanical garden in Arizona. It was like a winding boardwalk through a bunch of native plants. There was a rambunctious child of 3 or 4, acting like a brat, running around, causing mayhem, etc. I came around the corner, and here’s the dad, sitting on a bench, with the kid over his knee, pulling cactus quills out of his butt! Maybe he should have been put across his knee sooner!
Wow! The legal settlement for Poncho’s inflicted emotional trauma is enough to pay for law school!