Actually, I was the one writing them!
Thanks for this visual…
There was an old Popeye cartoon (I guess ALL Popeye cartoons are old) in which he dance around singing “Wake up little rosebud, wake up!” I used to sing that to my wife when we were first dating. She really liked it. I didn’t tell her it was from Popeye.
When the cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” you say:
“Isn’t that YOUR job?”“No, but I bet you’re going to tell me!”“If you don’t know I’m not telling you!”
Cops talk about gross stuff all through meals…
Men lose weight easier than women. The two of you can follow the same diet and exercise regimen, and you’ll lose 20 pounds and she’ll lose 10. Prepare for her to be mad at you…
So she hasn’t listened to Abbey Road since it came out?
11:59 am IS morning!
I used to take a drug called Uloric for gout. Then I saw the TV ad, and the list of side effects was ridiculous. I stopped taking it, even though the ad warned ’don’t stop taking it without consulting your doctor.’ Some time later my gout returned. My doctor said “aren’t you taking Uloric?” When I told him I stopped, and why, he said “Most people don’t experience many or all of the side effects.” and put me back on it. Fast forward several years, I get a call out of the blue from my doctor saying to stop taking it right away, and he prescribed an alternative. Turns out it’s been “black boxed” by the FDA for increased incidents of cardiac death! Black box means the side effects are more dangerous than the benefits. Go figure.
They can make me grow old, they can’t make me grow UP!