Many, many, years ago, when people printed things on paper, the magazine Private Eye published ads from people looking for partners. Most of the people described themselves in such a way that one would have thought such wonderful people wouldn’t need to advertise.
But I saw one that said simply “Mediocre male seeks soppy female for dismal dates.”
I hope he was successful, found a soppy female, and that they were very happy together.
Technically speaking, a verbal contract is a contract in words, regardless of whether those words are spoken (oral contract) or written. “Verbal contract” contrasts with “implied contract”. An example of an implied contract: you go into a restaurant, point to an item on the menu, and then eat it. By acting that way in that context, you are deemed to have agreed to pay for it.
How do you spoon like the wind?