Janis has “bingo arms”
Looks like Tiffany has a “different” understanding of what “Pirate Themed” means. Anyway, I doubt Bets will be taking any more selfies to post of social media.
zolpidem to the rescue
I still think that a Dyson sphere would be cooler.
I thought he was going to say “Now I just order take out from ”
This relationship feels like one of those slow motion train wrecks.
Just keep it in the shower.
That word doesn’t mean what you think it means.
I guess it was a good marriage while it lasted.
Not quite. Asking someone how things are going, what’s up, etc. is not quite the same as asking “How are you?” “How are you?” is a very personal question in many countries.
One thing I have noticed in most of Europe is that cashiers, clerks, wait staff, etc. do not greet you. As an American, I found going through the checkout in a European supermarket to be an interesting experience. No greeting, no “did you find everything you were looking for” and they don’t bag your groceries. Sometimes they don’t even make eye contact with you.