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1. 1 day ago on The Born Loser

   I always imagine a room with a hundred forecasters in it and someone saying “OK everyone… who thinks it’s going to rain? Hands up! 1 2 3 … 68 69 70! So it’s a 70% chance of rain today! Meeting adjourned.”

2. 1 day ago on Shoe

   I forgot about “Harvey and Sheila!” Odd, because for the past few days my earworm has been “my daughter needs a new phonograph, she wore out all the needles….”

   Also, the chair dance is scary when you’re wearing a silk dress.

3. 1 day ago on Shoe

   :-*

4. 2 days ago on Shoe

   Hava nagila,

   Have two nagilas,

   Have three nagilas,

   They’re awful small.

5. 2 days ago on One Big Happy

   1. I once handed someone a twenty for an eighteen dollar purchase. She said “don’t you have anything smaller?” so I gave her a one.

   2. When I get a nickel or penny back in change, I peer at it closely and say “I was taught to always count my change.”

6. 2 days ago on One Big Happy

   I like to give $1 coins. “Hey! That’s a quarter! It was $.75!”

7. 2 days ago on Ink Pen

   He was born with the costume? I mean, he can change it, can’t he?

8. 3 days ago on Daddy's Home

   “When I was your age, I could name all the states and capitols!” “Yeah, but there were only fifteen then.”

9. 4 days ago on PreTeena

   All of the good strips are legacy now. Sigh

10. 4 days ago on PreTeena

    I expect to see them at a Con some day.