Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 19, 2020


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    Cheapskate0  8 months ago

    Good grief! I thought it was ventilators or masks – and that was a governor trying to capture some without the feds taking it away from him!

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    AllishaDawn  8 months ago

    What stores? Tell me!!!

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Doesn’t sound like fun to use toilet paper from a back alley.

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    Kiba65  8 months ago

    Get there before the Morons do!!!

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    My Wal-Mart is getting some every couple days.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 8 months ago

    $85 a roll, he’s Bonespurs’ no-bid contractor for masks.

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    GiantShetlandPony  8 months ago

    The irony will be, if they buy too much and don’t store it properly. Meaning somewhere climate controlled. It may deteriorate or be rodent infested before they use it. Which is likely to happen to people acting irrationally.

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    Things aren’t that bad yet. You’ll know when it’s really bad. They’ll be selling recycled TP.

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    Concretionist  8 months ago

    We just bought 6 rolls of our preferred brand of TP today. Which officially makes us hoarders because we already had a two-month supply.

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    Sanspareil  8 months ago

    This was telegraphed from the second panel!Our local Safeway sells it now but they are price gauging which I thought was illegal.

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    Superfrog  8 months ago

    I always knew that we’d wipe ourselves out.

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    Saw that last panel coming a mile away.

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Why bother stocking up on toilet paper? Just buy something at CVS and get plenty of free paper.

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    scpandich  8 months ago

    I was even able to buy hand sanitizer this week.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  8 months ago

    “The Guy” is P.T. Barnum’s distant cousin T.P. Barnum.

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    Charles Spencer Premium Member 8 months ago

    I never understood the rush on it in the first place. It looked to me the only reason the shelves were emptied is because some folks got it in their heads that it would somehow stop being made or delivered.

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    At a local store I went to yesterday, those shelves were still empty. I didn’t need any myself, but I heard one woman say that she had only one roll left for her whole family.

    Strange, because you’d think the stores would now be limiting the amount they’d sell to one customer, and the original hoarders wouldn’t still be buying.

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    Aussie Down Under  8 months ago

    There’s either a glut or a famine. We had a good supply before all the panic buying and after 6 weeks were able to buy toilet paper. Only problem we usually buy a 8 roll pack and the only option was a 32 roll pack.

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    dflak  8 months ago

    Hey, you can always use your stimulus check. It even has Donald Trump’s signature on it! Worth waiting an extra couple of days for that.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 8 months ago

    I don’t give a rip about toilet paper, and can always lay my hands on tissue. But I’d gladly give $20 for a quart of bleach.

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    david_42  8 months ago

    I made my quarterly purchase the week before the wackos got started. I figure by the time I need more, the hoarders will no longer have room in their hovels for more tp.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    Lame joke saw coming a mile away

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    A# 466  8 months ago

    A friend of mine got himself “banned” from Kroger’s because he complained to the store’s managers that they were not enforcing, or, in his opinion, even trying to enforce any of the local guidelines for social distancing, customer/employee masking requirements, and customer number limits.

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    wirepunchr  8 months ago

    It’s the thrill of the hunt.

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    Vet Premium Member 8 months ago

    The real gold is the good hand sanitizer. Still lacking in stores here. Our work however got some…….local brewery made ethyl alcohol…..80 proof……in big 1000 gallon truck size containers. We were issued four 5 gallon jugs and pumps and a bunch of small bottles………when this is all over a good old college kegger is planned. This stuff is fully drinkable!!!

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    FassEddie  8 months ago

    It’s not even wrapped – for your protection!

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    Redd Panda  8 months ago

    The prices on paper towel and Loo paper have doubled. Maybe this will pull people away from paper towel usage? Re: the other? Trying to be as thrifty as possible. Wife says it’s OK to wipe my nose on my sleeve, like a Five year old, if it saves paper.

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    johnson_7  8 months ago

    Mr Wiley, I really admire your drawing.

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    scmods2005  8 months ago

    What stores? And don’t say I have to get up before the light of day.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Sometimes it is fun to take a walk on the wild side, even if we are on the mild side.

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    Alverant  8 months ago

    Saw a bunch of Charmin at the local Target yesterday.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  8 months ago

    The big-box grocery store near me has pallets filled with cases of toilet paper located at the entrance to the store. The TP drought is OVER.

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    Linguist  8 months ago

    Because the people in my little patch of paradise are not as anally directed as the folks in the States, there has been no panic for paper and toilet paper is not only available in the stores but miraculously, the price hasn’t gone up. They are price-gouging on food, medical masks & gloves but not on toilet paper! Yippee!!

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    eastern.woods.metal  8 months ago

    Just think of the great stories we’ll tell out grand kids about the great TP shortage of 2020 and how mom would ration us to 2 squares per trip. Will beat the stories of having to walk to school in chest deep snow both ways

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 8 months ago

    What’s going on in the upstairs window in panel 1?

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    DCBakerEsq  8 months ago

    DOCTOR: Sir, the test results came back. I’m afraid you’ve got COVID-19.

    PATIENT: That’s impossible. I’ve stockpiled 300 rolls of toilet paper at home.

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    edstephens74  8 months ago

    If States could get medical supplies so easily

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    garydinkins2004  8 months ago

    Cant find it in Tyler Texas. My wife has always kept a safety stock but we are getting low!

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    cleokaya  8 months ago

    I think Costco overreacted to the hysteria. The last time I was in the store they had pallets filling the length of aisle after aisle

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    A_Dream4u  8 months ago

    There is more than there was 2 weeks ago, but idiots are still hoarding it, all the while I laugh and use my bidet!

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    MarianneJackson  8 months ago

    Where is a list of Wisconsin newspapers that carry daily Wiley cartoons? Thank you.

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    Seize bidet!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 8 months ago

    During my lengthy tenure as a bachelor, I went thru TP fairly sparingly. It wasn’t until I got married and had it used by 2 people (1 of them female) that it seemed I was restocking every week.

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    eguinn47  8 months ago

    I saw a post the other day that said “Walmart has tp now.” I thought. “I should comment out of the one million Walmarts in the world, which one are you talking about?” But I didn’t. I gave them a free ride.

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    juliamcohen  8 months ago

    Where is your mask, Scofflaw?

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    Ermine Notyours  8 months ago

    Wiley missed an opportunity to have one of the cats cleaning herself you-know-where. They don’t need no stinkin’ toilet paper.

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    cupertino jay  8 months ago

    this link goes to a 2min Feline TP Challenge, fwiw..

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    Brian  Premium Member 8 months ago

    I was at Walgreens this morning and there shelf was bare. A clerk was starting to open boxes labeled “Scott” but I didn’t know if it was TP or paper towels. Not my brand so I didn’t worry about.

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    comicguy53  8 months ago

    Next to the Wiley bears, I love the Wiley cats!

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    JedidiahCarosaari  8 months ago

    The problem is using TP at all to begin with. #LostOpportunities

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    bakana  8 months ago

    The guys down at the Docks are going to be really Mad when they find out who raided the rest rooms.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 8 months ago

    A little premature there, Wiley.

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    Don Fleming  8 months ago

    The really funny thing is that I made a joke about this very thing happening a couple of weeks ago when the whole TP thing started.

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    Bicycle Dude  8 months ago

    In Portland, where I work the TP panic buying has faded into memory, we still don’t have the stock we used to, but the product we do have lasts through the store hours.

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    fstop8  8 months ago

    we are lucky, my wife stocked up just before the pandemic and we had about 40 rolls in stock

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    eddi_tbh  8 months ago

    After they legalized cannabis, there were a lot of dealers out of work. Now they are back to performing a public service.

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    hoot1  8 months ago

    So, the toilet paper manufacturers did some research years ago to find out who uses the most toilet paper. Got a guess? Nope that’s not it. There are two types, and one uses a lot more than the other. Guess again? Nope, still not right. The two types are folders and wadders. Turns out the wadders use a lot more. Now the critical question regarding TP: Over or under? Over, of course!!!!! Everybody knows that….

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    nikpromo  8 months ago

    Given the current state of the intelligence of a lot of people, It would not surprise me if something like this is actually happening. In the 1920’s & 30’s it was booze; In 2020 (and possibly 2030’s) it is TP. What does this say about the state of society?

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    cwg  8 months ago

    Need all the excitement you can get your hands on.

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