I’m thankful that the golf courses around me are still open.
my golf partner has a son named James bond. He named him before the movies
I over oiled my glove and it was so floppy I couldn’t use it.
my wife used to just flick on the disposal for a second to see if any knife or fork was in it.
our bath water when I was little was heated in a tank on the side of the wood stove and we bathed in a tub in the kitchen. We got running water to the house when I was 5.
I tell my wife “if I said I will fix it I will you don’t have to keep reminding me every six months”.
When I was young my neighbor gave me superman #1 and batman #2 – mom through them out
Just another scalper trying to screw people
because drug company execs weren’t close
I went to our 1 only market and it was out of milk, eggs, bread, chicken and potatos