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  1. about 23 hours ago on That is Priceless
    Humans who put food on dogs’ noses and make them wait for permission to eat it. After the canine revolution, there will be no mercy.
  2. 1 day ago on Clay Bennett

    He couldn’t be bothered with the discipline required to learn the fiddle.

  3. 1 day ago on Bad Reporter

    Since Stephen Hawking has left us, there’s no one to explain “strange attractors,” so let’s go with the first choice.

  4. 2 days ago on Bad Reporter

    Okay, I’ll walk that back a bit. Surprisingly, I’m finding him to be a more sympathetic character than I had expected. Still, our parents warn us not to hang around with playmates who will lead us into trouble.

  5. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

    See also: “Not tonight, Marie,” by Tom Paxton

  6. 2 days ago on Bad Reporter

    Gordon Sondland takes the stand. Another black eye for Oregon. We seem to only get known for bad stuff.

  7. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

    “Frisky? Now, dear, be reasonable. We are far past those sort of shenanigans. Aren’t we? Oof. Oh, um, ahem, perhaps I was a bit hasty in my judgement.”

  8. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

    Honey, you were there when I didn’t get that promotion. Honey, you were there when our house was washed away in the flood. Honey, you were there when I had that terrible, lingering illness. Honey, you’re just bad luck.

  9. 2 days ago on Bloom County

    “And we remain faithful to our mates for life! You’ve seen the movie, right? Oh, its not out yet? Well, we do!”

  10. 2 days ago on Alley Oop

    “Nice knowing you, guys. Doc, will you write me a reference?”