Highway patrolman: “I pulled him over because he was blotto.”
“And I’ll have a little dog, too.”
I seem to recall that Jiggs was a corned beef and cabbage lover, and that it would sometimes aggravate his gout.
Besides, how would we ever get a day off from work?
Kafka that we wish were true: “Laura Ingraham woke one morning to find that she had been transformed into some sort of person of color.”
Neil would approve!
Great lesson! You come by your user-name honestly. I was just repeating what my high school Spanish teacher told us. I just took him at his word. And I should have said “Lilacs” instead of “grass of home.” But I’m an Oregonian, so…….
Observer at the negotiations: “So that burly authoritative guy – that’s Trump, right?” “Nah, that’s God – he just thinks he’s Trump.”
The guy on the left is just a regular Joe.
The term “gringo” comes from the Mexican troops having heard the American troops singing "Green Grows the Grass of Home.