If he really wants to be a teenager he should practice rolling his eyes.
Maybe Earl should take her out to dinner.
It’s a pun naturally. A county in Louisiana is called a parish, which Pig confuses with the word perish, meanig “to die”.
Not to mention the laws of physics.
Unlike Jon, Weird Al is actually entertaining.
Love the bunny slippers
Must be a hardwood.
Watch out for the knitting needles.
Never heard a spider grunt before.
Every song you fake.