This, folks, is mansplaining.
He died trying to avoid an inflatable black cat. Fell into an open manhole. This is why you gotta watch your manscape and pay attention to your manholes, people.
Tolkien wrote of Middle Earth, not Middle Ages. Gandalf never met King Arthur.
Can’t we please just confine ourselves to the wholesome discourse of teacups with mustache guards? Are we men or are we mice with pants?
It’s important to advocate for a brief rectal exam. If the doc is in there more than a few minutes, ask him to move on to the hernia check already!
It’s Bern a Hong Kong time!
Stress! unh!
Good Gawd, y’all!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin!
Say it again!
Pay attention and respect to your Man-Hole. Wash it down. Get it checked regularly.
Another “value” from the Sav-Mart! He’d better wash up! All those floor models are covered in COVID-19. Or kid snot.
If you HAVE to sneeze, do it into the crook of your arm. It’s good for Tennis Elbow!
You got your heat and your moisture!
This, folks, is mansplaining.