Grant was doing burn-outs in front of the VA hospital. Some of the vets were into it, but the cops got a call about the noise.
Anybody notice that Monty’s in a GOWN for an ear surgery consultation?
Yeah, box his ears!
Another day chasing the specter? This is worse than Scooby Doo!
“If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with…”
God’s fourteenth commandment was “Thall shalt not pander.” Moses smacked Edward G. Robinson over the head with the third mini-stele after he sinned and made that gold cow.
No you don’t. Trailer trash, all of ‘em.
The folks behind you in line at the grocery will find no solace in this admission, but at least we know what happens to all that broccoli.
Can we ship the fizziness over the horizon?
They do amazing things with plastics now.