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Recent Comments

  1. about 1 hour ago on Over the Hedge

    This, folks, is mansplaining.

  2. about 1 hour ago on Monty

    He died trying to avoid an inflatable black cat. Fell into an open manhole. This is why you gotta watch your manscape and pay attention to your manholes, people.

  3. about 1 hour ago on Candorville

    Tolkien wrote of Middle Earth, not Middle Ages. Gandalf never met King Arthur.

  4. about 1 hour ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Can’t we please just confine ourselves to the wholesome discourse of teacups with mustache guards? Are we men or are we mice with pants?

  5. about 9 hours ago on Over the Hedge

    It’s important to advocate for a brief rectal exam. If the doc is in there more than a few minutes, ask him to move on to the hernia check already!

  6. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    It’s Bern a Hong Kong time!

  7. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Stress! unh!

    Good Gawd, y’all!

    What is it good for?

    Absolutely nothin!

    Say it again!

  8. 1 day ago on Over the Hedge

    Pay attention and respect to your Man-Hole. Wash it down. Get it checked regularly.

  9. 1 day ago on Monty

    Another “value” from the Sav-Mart! He’d better wash up! All those floor models are covered in COVID-19. Or kid snot.

  10. 1 day ago on Diamond Lil

    If you HAVE to sneeze, do it into the crook of your arm. It’s good for Tennis Elbow!

    You got your heat and your moisture!