Retired Irish curmudgeon and part-time pirate. Currently hiding out in Ecuador
I have always told my oldest grandson ( who turns 30 this year ) that no matter how old he gets, I’ll still be half a century ahead of him!
My friend Dave always said he was too lazy to work, too proud to beg, and too chicken to steal, – so he became a musician!
Maynard Krebs couldn’t work because he was always Beat.
Chag sameach Pesah, to you too Susan, and to all Cappers celebrating Passover. To all the rest, have a terrific weekend … Pax et Amor.
Heaven’s located somewhere above Uranus.
“That’s Franken steen!”
I’m learning in my advanced years when playing the old man card is advantageous.
I’ll be 80 this year and I fully intend to live to be 120 – just to confound my friends and píss-off my enemies!
The secret to my relatively long life is that I avoid doctors! When they say that they’re practicing medicine, that’s precisely what they’re doing – practicing – and they bury their mistakes!
He had a face that only a mother could love … and then, only on payday!
I have always told my oldest grandson ( who turns 30 this year ) that no matter how old he gets, I’ll still be half a century ahead of him!