The first time I ever saw a Roadrunner I was out walking my dog Molly and we had just crossed the London bridge (the one that was falling down) Molly went after it and if it wasn’t for her leash she would have caught it! I was disappointed to find that they weren’t as fast in real life as in the cartoon.
It’s either that or a career in management…
“Stupid is as stupid does not ever read the fine print”
I had a car with a sunroof that had the same power over the weather
Steal a little, you go to jail. Steal a lot they make you King!
I traded my 50 year old in for a pair of 25’s best change given back ever!
Looks like someone wants to open a computer museum!
I’m up at 4am M-F for work, sleeping in “late” means getting up at 6 on weekends!
And thinking, lets not forget their almost unanimous moratorium on critical thinking
I must be a Cat, ten days off and still, I’d rather not go back to work and sleep in til 9am!