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1. about 17 hours ago on Farcus

   Russians must not have heard about your boss’ theory.

2. about 17 hours ago on Barney & Clyde

   Since watching a documentary about an English dairy farmer, I’m persuaded that if s/he doesn’t know all their cows by name, then s/he has too many cows.

3. about 18 hours ago on Over the Hedge

   Oooo, I wonder if she has room left on her dance card for me? I’ve always had a thing for women in high places.

4. about 18 hours ago on Scary Gary

   You’ve still got the magic, Buford.

5. about 18 hours ago on The Fusco Brothers

   Those Fusco brothers really know how to sweet-talk a gal.

6. about 18 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

   Here, Pamela, let me take your mind off that by redirecting your attention to my post.

7. about 18 hours ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Good news, though: carrots keep for months in the crisper.

8. about 18 hours ago on Tough Town

   Not only that, but thanks to the miracles of modern cosmetic surgery, she doubles as a flotation device.

9. 1 day ago on Luann

   Pardon me for a moment … I just threw up in my mouth.

10. 1 day ago on Looks Good on Paper

    Twenty bucks says she’s hopped in the sack with him before midnight.