Geez! The way she looks, it’s a wonder they ever had Calvin.
Postnuptial. Is that anything like a pole dance?
I’m donating my Hammond B3 when I die.
I’d get a second opinion. Could be colony collapse disorder.
It’s surprising how much methane you can store in one large intestine.
Together, he and Pompeo have started forming their own asteroid belts.
If this had been 2009 instead of 1989, the NSA would’ve had illegal surveillance running by panel two.
The conclusion I keep coming back to, the more we hear from Zuckerberg, isn’t just what a greedy bastard he is — that was always obvious — but what an intellectual lightweight he is! The guy really just doesn’t have much of substance between his ears.
What The Times American isn’t telling you is that Rudy came across that birth certificate while he was combing through the records for Trump’s.
I’ll bet the cafeteria sells inmates pizza by the slice.