One of the sports statistics not kept is Dollars per Pitch or Dollars per At-Bat or Dollars per error committed.
A guy makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a day just for showing up at work and has to charge for an autograph. Unless it’s some charity event, I don’t get it.
This reminds me of the joke about a psychiatrist and a patient. The shrink is showing the patient a series of ink-slot abstract figures and asking him what they look like to him.
The man responds, “A naked man. A naked woman. A man an woman having intercourse.” and so on..
The psychiatrist tells the man, “I think you’re obsessed with sex.”
The man replies, “I’m obsessed? You’re the one with the dirty pictures!”
Art. What do children know about art?
There was a time when we lived in an apartment that had a very big “backyard” area adjacent to a busy road. There was a fence separating the play area from the road. We told our son not to climb the fence.
So one day we saw him on the other side. He was back by the time we got out. We told him again not to climb the fence. He told us, “I didn’t climb it; I went under it.”
Remarkably, he became an engineer instead of a lawyer.
I always do everything my wife tells me to do on medical matters. She’s a nurse. She even picks out our doctors and dentists. There is no sense in being married to an expert and not taking her advice.
I live in one of the more affluent zip codes in my city. I attend church in the least affluent zip code in the city. I do contribute to my church, but it is short of a tithe (depending on accounting).
However, I would not be surprised if 10% or more of my grocery bill goes to the food pantry at this church. I’m a 70-year-old man and in addition to buying canned goods, I’m also buying diapers, baby formula and feminine hygiene products (for some reason those items go fast and are least donated by other parishioners). My wife and I check the pantry every Sunday before leaving church to “take inventory.”
ReTrumnplican Health Care plan: y’all don’t get sick, ya’hear?
Repeal and replace Obamacare. We’ll so far we have a partial repeal, but no sign of a replace like Trump promised was gonna happen immediately. I guess his understanding of immediate is different than us stupid people. After all, Trump knows more about the English language than the Queen herself.
“Who knew health care would be so complicated?” Not for you Donnie, not for you. You are like reeely smart, a stable genius.
Pray for him and his followers, they are miserable, pathetic people.
It could be worse. He could have hair like that guy Gergio from Ancient Aliens. I wonder how long he has to hold his finger in the socket to get it to look like that?
Snoopy, you old dog you!
I just say, “Thank you for your opinion.” and walk away.