I lead an aimless existence.
He has a cushy job.
So I Married An Ax Murderer
I suspect it was a gang of lawn jockeys.
How about combining a snowblower with a leaf blower. Then you can really annoy your neighbors.
Doctor walks in and tells the husband to freeze some water.
Another great idea from the folks at Boone’s Farm.
Not lying. Wants a cuttlefish.
Are you pining for the fjords?
Wait until the housing bubble bursts again.