I don’t know why they bother to ask unless they just want to see if you will lie to them. As soon as they examine your teeth they can tell if you are following proper dental hygiene.
A dental hygienist that I had years back told that she tried to guess what people had for lunch while cleaning their teeth. So it is a good idea to brush and floss beforehand
You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream! You’re a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: “Hey, denty!” Next thing you know you’ll be saying, “They should have their own schools”! K. Kramer
I just love it when my dentist and his assistant discuss their plans for the evening and how each other’s kids are doing as there’s a screaming drill in my mouth.
It’s enlightening when you research why dentistry (teeth) is not covered by standard medical insurance. And how in recent decades many times the dental profession ranks right up there with used car dealers in the top of consumer complaints
There is a 1996 slasher movie “The Dentist” that stared Corbin Bernsen that was loosely based on an actual serial killer dentist. I highly recommend viewing this rather graphic movie before your next dental appointment.
I haven’t flossed with string in many years. I used a WaterPik flosser. Works perfectly and my dentist says no problem with my teeth. If you dislike using string, try it.
Easy answer… I don’t floss. I have dentures, so I don’t need to. Then again, that also means I don’t have to visit the dentist, so they won’t be asking me that question anyway. So it’s a win-win for me.
BasilBruce 7 months ago
Just say, “I don’t want to tell you.” That way, you won’t be lying.
BE THIS GUY 7 months ago
That dentist is actually a serial killer.
Need coffee 7 months ago
Beware the dentist who pulls out a drill and barks More Power! like Tim Taylor.
sirbadger 7 months ago
Instead of laughing gas, he’ll give you truth serum.
Wilde Bill 7 months ago
Like I needed another reason to hate the dentist.
Bilan 7 months ago
Still better than a dentist asking Is it safe?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s like being in the movie “Marathon man”.
Sisyphos 7 months ago
True that, And their patients are too trusting….
pearlsbs 7 months ago
I don’t know why they bother to ask unless they just want to see if you will lie to them. As soon as they examine your teeth they can tell if you are following proper dental hygiene.
iggyman 7 months ago
Yes Pig, they do have a lot of “Pull”!
Cornelius Noodleman 7 months ago
I always tell my mom I’d rather go to the dentist than what she wanted me to do.
Imagine 7 months ago
I like to eat spinach and poppy seeds just before my dentists appointment. Make him work for his money.
Gent 7 months ago
Aha. Me is always knews dentists is eeevil.
orinoco womble 7 months ago
If they ask you “how often do you floss” they know you don’t, ever. They just want to make you admit it.
CaveCat87 7 months ago
Just start flossing a lot beforehand, Pig, and that should save your skin if they ask you.
_lounger_ 7 months ago
Is it safe? …. whizzzzzz
cdward 7 months ago
They ask every time, and I simply say, “Same answer as last time. At my age, I’m not changing the way I do things.”
kaycstamper 7 months ago
I haven’t had a cavity since starting Keto 4 years ago! No cereal, fruit, grains, but I eat well and don’t get hungry.
jel354 7 months ago
Pig should think of the floss dance while answering the question.
cmerb 7 months ago
I just love whoever it is sitting on the pillow : )
Procat Premium Member 7 months ago
A dental hygienist that I had years back told that she tried to guess what people had for lunch while cleaning their teeth. So it is a good idea to brush and floss beforehand
Lotus 7 months ago
You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else in search of a dream! You’re a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs: “Hey, denty!” Next thing you know you’ll be saying, “They should have their own schools”! K. Kramer
Brass Orchid Premium Member 7 months ago
He will really refer you to a periodontist. It will only FEEL like being pushed off a roof.
Painted Wolf 7 months ago
Bah. That dentist is much too soft. He should be like Steve Martin’s character in Little Shop of Horrors.
“Son, be a dentist…”
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
One more thing Dr. Smith’s assistant said to Pig: “We don’t accept your insurance.”
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
That cannot be legal. I’d recommend a different dentist.
Out of the Past 7 months ago
Anybody ever notice the maximum cap on what dental insurance plans pay?
F-Flash 7 months ago
I tell them I have a Teflon allergy.
paulprobujr 7 months ago
That’s pretty harsh. My last dentist did waterboarding and I thought that was harsh, my current dentist only uses shock therapy.
uniquename 7 months ago
I’ve never had a dentist ask. They always tell me (these days I do, but I wasn’t so good in my younger days).
rshive 7 months ago
As I sometime remind a dentist friend, Doc Holliday was one of them too.
DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago
The whole “dental hygiene” thing is a racket. ;)
Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago
I always say “More than before”.
Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago
Only floss the ones you want to keep.
gluetrap 7 months ago
I just love it when my dentist and his assistant discuss their plans for the evening and how each other’s kids are doing as there’s a screaming drill in my mouth.
HOTLOTUS1 7 months ago
that’s not what they mean by roofies?:}
SusieB 7 months ago
Don’t bother lying, they can tell if you floss regularly or not. I actually enjoy flossing
Ellis97 7 months ago
I floss every night after I eat.
HunterZero000 7 months ago
Dentistry must do something to a person… Dentists are so grumpy all the time!
mindjob 7 months ago
Dr. Smith’s assistant will yell “Danger Will Robinson” and electrocute you with his claws
WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago
Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH, Mr. Pastis! I already have a severe case of dentophobia. This plays right into my darkest suspicions!
cracker65 7 months ago
I figured he just wouldn’t use novacain.
elgrecousa Premium Member 7 months ago
Just so you know, the scientific evidence that flossing helps is pretty thin, >
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 7 months ago
Corbin Bernsen in THE DENTIST—1996
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
You can’t lie to a dentist…the answer is obvious. (don’t ask me how I know)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 7 months ago
Joke from an OLSEN&JOHNSON Movie
The two comics are on stage. Instead of asking “Is there a doctor in the house??”—they ask “Is there a dentist in the house?”
A dentist stands up and identifies hiMSelf.The comics pull guns and shoot him,and yell—“hOW DO you LIKE BEING DRILLED?”,
AZPhinFan 7 months ago
It’s enlightening when you research why dentistry (teeth) is not covered by standard medical insurance. And how in recent decades many times the dental profession ranks right up there with used car dealers in the top of consumer complaints
Buckeye67 7 months ago
There is a 1996 slasher movie “The Dentist” that stared Corbin Bernsen that was loosely based on an actual serial killer dentist. I highly recommend viewing this rather graphic movie before your next dental appointment.
zeexenon 7 months ago
Doesn’t look that difficult to me. Yours truly the dentist Corbin Bernsen
verticallychallenged Premium Member 7 months ago
What? No references to Little Shop of Horrors, especially the movie musical with Steve Martin as The Dentist?
Buoy 7 months ago
Just once I’d like to be this guy, and really stick it to my dentist:
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=XB7R0ZxNgC4
kinich79 7 months ago
If you were born too late to join the Spanish Inquisition, don’t worry.. you can always become a dentist and still get the same experience…
asrialfeeple 7 months ago
Floss?
chief tommy 7 months ago
He won an award for dentist of the year. They gave him a plaque
EXCALABUR 7 months ago
Time to find a new one
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
Remember on ‘The Simpsons’ and the psychotic dentist on one episode?
Michael McKown Premium Member 7 months ago
I haven’t flossed with string in many years. I used a WaterPik flosser. Works perfectly and my dentist says no problem with my teeth. If you dislike using string, try it.
awgiedawgie Premium Member 7 months ago
Easy answer… I don’t floss. I have dentures, so I don’t need to. Then again, that also means I don’t have to visit the dentist, so they won’t be asking me that question anyway. So it’s a win-win for me.
rogthedodge1 7 months ago
Fillings, nothing more than fillings, trying to forget my…
Swirls Before Pine 7 months ago
A good dentist can tell how much you floss during the examination.