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When I consider the mind-bogglingly stupid things I have done, I hesitate to comment on anyone else’s lack of intelligence.
I admit to being a racist: I have a negative view of the human race.
Those who drive slower than you are idiots. Those who drive faster are maniacs.
Surely a lot of people are exactly average.
My name is Ozzie-and-Harriet, King of Kings.
I used to sit at a computer all day and get paid for it. I retired so I could do something else. Now I sit at a computer all day and don’t get paid for it.
On my tombstone: “I really don’t have time for this.”
Amazing! Thank you!
Persistence is admirable; clinging is not. How in Hades do you tell the difference?
Best thing about the episode, aside from that quote, was guest star Diana Muldaur.
When I consider the mind-bogglingly stupid things I have done, I hesitate to comment on anyone else’s lack of intelligence.