Thus begging the question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw?”
That was a nice stroll through the hardware store.
Tell ’em to come collect.
Should’ve oiled the arm first.
Keep the day job Duane.
I thought it was always the butler.
Out here in the northeast (US), her water broke to the tune of 1.5-2 feet of snow!
“The World”. Great name for a pro wrestler.
It’s funny. My brother-in-law teaches a computer intro class at a community college and gets exactly this all the time from his students. He hands out a syllabus at the start that explains everything quite clearly from handing in homework to extra credit. One of the first assignments is that the students send him an email (it’s explained how to do it on the syllabus) and follow some other instructions on the syllabus just to make sure they read it. Yet they still ask these kinds of questions.
Yeah, but it’s the wrong color.