A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. The doctor says: “They’re benign.”
The pirate replies: “no, no doc, there be 11. I counted them before I came here.”
Q. What does a dyslexic pirate say?
Q. What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?
If God had meant for people to get up with the sunrise, he would have scheduled it for later in the day.
The cops finally did find the suspect. He resisted arrest and the cops broke his left arm while subduing him. He still has the right to remain silent.
There was a murder at the mime convention. They are still trying to find the suspect. No one would talk.
He doesn’t know what to say at job interviews.
Here is some information about Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, if anyone cares to look at it.
Don’t Leave Your Records In The Sun
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired. – Mark Twain