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I’d order some Clearasil if I were you.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
How a prison striped sheet with railroad track stitching?
I’m going to try that … I didn’t know VELCRO® can stand that kind of heat.
This joke is a different kind of flying, altogether.
Back in the mid ‘50s, our Civics teacher told us to learn names, locations, and a little history of all 72 counties. She never lived up to it, but did catch a note from my honey replying to something naughty. And I’m still working on the county assignment.
My sister-in-law had to have surgery on something between her knuckles and fingers. Her quilting is temporarily suspended. Their cat gets greater attention.
Not to worry, it’s one of those old AT&T Long Lines.
Driving with pop, we came upon a dead deer. Loaded it into the trunk, but the butcher said it was green. ‘Learned it’s bad to eat green meat.
Don’t forget their airport fee.