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Jon is never going to get to eat the last donut or cookie, is he?
Wow, that’s nothing compared to when Cassie from “Dragon Tales” said that she had 74 brothers and sisters.
When did these “Dear Ask a Dog” strips start anyway?
In real life, that would actually flatten the whole banana altogether.
That gives a whole new meaning to having your head up your butt. But anyway, with the contortionist comments, there was a Dilbert comic where Dilbert lightly ran into someone’s car by accident, and when he checked on the driver, the driver had himself twisted in every way possible and threatened to sue Dilbert for what happened, and in court, the man tried to pin the blame on Dilbert, only to be thwarted when he revealed that his job was circus contortionist.
At least Garfield is nice enough to ask Monday to bring him a cup of coffee.
Especially if that cat is known to have a voracious appetite?
Did you mean to say “Welcome to my world”, Garfield?
What is up with everyone’s aversion to accordions in this strip? Did Jim Davis want to poke fun at them?
“Marigold, just because it has holes in it doesn’t mean it tastes like Swiss.”