I’m 50 years old, and I’m still waiting for a “normal president” in my lifetime.
Well, you managed to work out 4 more times than I did.
This is what happens when a whole string of cars are each following way too close to the car ahead of them. Nobody even has time to react, much less room to stop safely.
Yeah, so the guy way in the front of the line is driving 5 mph below the speed limit. That doesn’t excuse everyone behind him for not giving themselves ample stopping distance.
Your Mom always leaned forward? That’s a bit odd. ;)
I’ve only assembled one item that was purchased from Ikea, and it was missing 5 of the holes required to finish the job.
Lucy never said she couldn’t find her way home.
♫ Dun-dun-duuuuuunnn!! ♫
They don’t assume you’ve already eaten… They assume you already eight.
“How about you just pay us cash instead?”
There’s an old law on the books – in Nebraska, I believe – that says it’s illegal to eat an onion in public.