I came home one night and walked around the corner of the garage to see a skunk sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. Without missing a step I did a 180 and walked calmly but quickly right back to my truck and took a long nap to give it a chance to move on.
Well, he may not have been dumb, per se, but he was certainly excessively arrogant and overconfident.
…Or have your next of kin return it, and your money will be donated to your favourite charity with our sympathy.
The sad part is that those sound like they would be popular.
Well, it is a family comic… more or less.
That was an impressive display of vacuumery… even for a pig.
Nah… that would be why Bigfoot attacks.
So apparently I missed the whole show. No great loss, I imagine.
Apparently I’m missing something here…
Caller ID is useless any more (as is the Federal Do Not Call Registry). They can fake their number so you think it’s someone local calling you. You’re more likely to answer that way, and you have no way of knowing the actual number they’re calling from, so you can’t report them.
No court would ever convict you for blowing them up, since the telemarketers are a plague on everyone, including all the judges.