Brutus, get out of her way before those cookies burn.
Public schools here start a week from tomorrow. Something about wanting to get exams over with before Christmas break instead of hitting the kids with them immediately after two weeks off.
It was in the 80s today? Where, exactly, in Michigan are you referring to? Because here in the middle, it barely broke 70.
He won’t understand that either. Potatoes are white and creamy and slathered in gravy. Tell him they look like Mr Potato Head.
All they need is one idiot to give them access to their bank account, and then they disappear with all the money.
My bank account wouldn’t help them. I’m on a fixed income, but it’s more broke than fixed.
A third of them are offering replacement windows, a third are offering an extended warranty for your car, and the rest are offering a cure for erectile dysfunction.
I just gotta say, I’m loving the Tommy re-runs!
This may well be my favourite strip from the whole comic. I used that first panel as my phone background for years!
“Balloon Animal College”? I didn’t know they had colleges for that.
They should make “2000s Edition” and include that.