Bundle up, buckle up, suck it up and shut it up.
My dad not only trained me to mow at an early age, but he also trained me to fix the mower if it ever broke down.
And despite a little mishap with a table saw when I was a teenager, I still have all 20 fingers and toes.
It’s quite possible that Schulz never put the year on them in the first place. Did he have any inkling back in ’51 that his brain child would end up being one of the most loved comic strips of all time?
That’s what they chant during their prayers. Not sure if that’s the name of their god or not.
I know some people who pray to the porcelain god on a regular basis.
Oh, come on… even my first pancakes were better than that. And I was only six!
Look, mom… we got a free UFO.
That’s the plan, Mr. Censor.
He doesn’t learn, but at least he recovers quickly.
It would certainly be less fun for Lanolin!