Always looking for brains, never finding them.
Alright… show of paws… how many of you instinctively read Elvis’ last line with a Transylvanian accent?
I’m wondering how the ball survived being hit if it couldn’t survive being caught.
If the coffee isn’t black, you didn’t make it strong enough.
My brother was roommates in college with a guy from Jamaica. He would tell people “I am not black. I’m cocoa brown.”
If you look hard enough, you can find evidence to prove quite nearly anything.
Well, he’s doing that testing personally. After all, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
We have a water softener. And a whole house filter. And even after that, our water has an incredible amount of iron in it.
Michigan. We have a broad variety of water types around here. Just 5 miles down the road, their water is so salty that you can’t drink it or wash clothes in it.
It was one of my older brothers. First time they had ever done laundry. They were actually trying to help mom out by doing the laundry without being asked. Unfortunately, they were also doing it without supervision. At least they did get points for trying.