He only said they could finish each other’s sentences. He didn’t say they’d finish them correctly.
There are a lot of strips that aren’t about Poncho.
Gonna have to find something a bit more aerodynamic than a chunk of slate.
“I put them someplace where I wouldn’t forget them.”
You’re supposed to keep running, you dolt. Of course it’s going to fall if you stop.
Adam and Eve have the distinction of being the only human beings in history to not have parents, so there’s no one they could blame (even though they each managed to throw the blame around pretty liberally anyway).
“Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? God Forbid.”
Someone should have re-evaluated Murphy’s job description a long time ago.
You can fly, stupid. What do you need a fire escape for?
Just follow the little dashed line, and you’ll be sure to find it.