Must be a Nissan Leaf.
That’s unAmerican. Never learn from your mistakes and become president.
Where’s the spoon?
We all have a friend in Cheesus!
An octopus’s garden is my safe place too.
Come on, it’s unAmerican to not be loud, right?
Must be Big Brother.
Wine-ing is much more cathartic than worrying, and it makes spanking and pussyfooting a lot funner, though the crawl to the bathroom is about the same.
Dog is god spelled backwards. Think about it.