I’d tell a cloud joke here, but it’d be over your head.
It puts the punctuation in the sentence, or it gets the hose!
When I was young, I always wanted to join the circus. I never knew this is what it would look like. Careful what you wish for, haha!
I used to call raisins nang-nangs; I couldn’t tell you why. Probably a similar story.
Must be run by the man in the moon.
It’s a Jerk Off! Milk Man Dan is the clear winner. Sorry Karen, your namesake is a jerk too, but that’s a comic for another day.
Don’t wait up.
Junk Drawer? Pffft! Amateurs! Try a junk closet!
If my tummy says it’s the bomb, then it’s the bomb. End of discussion.