I was born long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. No. Not that one. That one is silly.
In Froglandia, greeting card gets you!
I thought he was just elected to Congress from New York?
Well… it IS a sympathy card.
On the inside, it says, “Confess and be saved”.
It’s for people with laryngitis.
Long may you burn.
Although these tadpoles
With your faithless heart wallowing
In the turn
Pondwater-Frogs Band; Long May You Burn
But it’s a great skin softening therapy!
Forgot my six-string razor, hit the sky
Two ways to Memfist ’fore I realized
Well I rang the information, my axe was cold
They said she plays for the Baltimore Orioles
Frog the Hopple: All the Way from Memfist
Poop. Poop makes the world go ‘round. It’s also what makes the roses so lush and vibrant!
Don’t let them cheat you in the fine print!