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  1. 18 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    If I sneeze anywhere in the house, even in the bathroom with the door closed and the shower running, I can hear my Mom yell “bless you”. I’ll find those microphones if it kills me.

  2. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    What the strip leaves out is that you have to climb to the top of Success Mountain to reach the start of the Easy Slide.

  3. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    It would be funnier if the bartender came back and slugged Rat instead. (Another meaning of box.)

  4. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Friday, Friday, Friday

  5. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Whenever I fly somewhere, I always book tickets on two different flights. That way, if one plane crashes I’ll arrive safely on the other one.

  6. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Pig didn’t ‘shorten’ the Ten Commandments to three, he ‘replaced’ them, with three different ones. And apparently he can add additional ones at a moment’s notice.

  7. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Free Willie is a whale.

  8. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    He must have converted so that he could move into a foxhole.

  9. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Rat, just call him “human scum”. Your followers will wet themselves with glee.

  10. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Are they also going to remove the Blue Line too?