If I sneeze anywhere in the house, even in the bathroom with the door closed and the shower running, I can hear my Mom yell “bless you”. I’ll find those microphones if it kills me.
What the strip leaves out is that you have to climb to the top of Success Mountain to reach the start of the Easy Slide.
It would be funnier if the bartender came back and slugged Rat instead. (Another meaning of box.)
Friday, Friday, Friday
Whenever I fly somewhere, I always book tickets on two different flights. That way, if one plane crashes I’ll arrive safely on the other one.
Pig didn’t ‘shorten’ the Ten Commandments to three, he ‘replaced’ them, with three different ones. And apparently he can add additional ones at a moment’s notice.
Free Willie is a whale.
He must have converted so that he could move into a foxhole.
Rat, just call him “human scum”. Your followers will wet themselves with glee.
Are they also going to remove the Blue Line too?