From Middle English (in the sense ‘sudden attack of illness’): from Latin accessus, from the verb accedere ’to approach’ (see accede). access (sense 1 of the noun) is first recorded in the early 17th century.
Calvin, access has been a verb a lot longer than you realize.
Language exists to communicate. If it fails at communicating, then it needs to change. However, it has to change gradually and universally if communication is still going to happen. Otherwise, you just get confusion, misunderstanding, and frustration.
My senior English teacher back in the ’60s would go nuts whenever someone used “loan” as a verb. “Can you loan me some money?” “Loan is a noun, can you lend me some money!” Now almost everyone uses it as a verb.
How compact your bodies are. And what a variety of senses you have. This thing you call language though, most remarkable. You depend on it for so very much. But is any one of you really its master?
One of my favorite examples of this trend is the insistence of some that we accede to the wishes of males and females who engage in a certain type of gender-denial cosplay by referring to them with plural rather than singular third-person pronouns.
It is believed Microsoft “popularized” this trend when the installation of Windows 98 informed you that it was “finalizing” the installation, rather than “completing”.
Big tech continues to abuse the language. I cringe a little every time Google forces me to click on “It was me”, rather than “It was I” in a security challenge.
I was always told “impact” is not to be used as a verb. Something HAS impact on something, but something does NOT impact something. Recently, seeing it “misused” I googled it and what do you know, now it’s a verb too.
“Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their Greek. / In France every Frenchman knows His language fro A to Zed/. ( The French never care what they do, actually, As long as they pronounce it properly). / Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning. / And Hebrews learn it backwards, Which is absolutely frightening. / But use proper English you’re regarded as a freak.” Lerner and Lowe’s My Fair Lady – 1956.
It’s become clear that English is being slowly shifted in my lifetime. Few people use ‘an’ anymore and it sounds odd when an ‘a’ is substituted. Comparatives are being changed. cold, colder and coldest are being replaced with cold, more cold and most cold. It doesn’t sound right but it is permissable. There are other things that keep shifting, too.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
From Middle English (in the sense ‘sudden attack of illness’): from Latin accessus, from the verb accedere ’to approach’ (see accede). access (sense 1 of the noun) is first recorded in the early 17th century.
Calvin, access has been a verb a lot longer than you realize.
codycab over 1 year ago
Is that gonna be Calvin’s next excuse for why he’s still failing school?
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 1 year ago
He even verbed verb.
Robin Harwood over 1 year ago
But why verb nouns when there is a perfectly good verb already? E.g. using “gift” as a verb. What’s wrong with “give”?
SHIVA over 1 year ago
He only ‘thinks’ he’s a genius!!
sirbadger over 1 year ago
I’m going to language some people.
jpsomebody over 1 year ago
That ship has already sailed.
su43dipta over 1 year ago
“Verbing weirds language” is my favorite C&H quote!
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
And again, Bill was right on the money.
Language has been so corrupted, you can hardly say anything comprxhxnsxblx xny mxre.
SNVBD over 1 year ago
English isn’t a real language. It’s a linguistic potluck dinner.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Verb on man!
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
What ever happened to Esperanto?
orinoco womble over 1 year ago
I remember when suddenly “access” became a verb. Drove me crazy. That was about the time “political correctness” came in, too.
cdward over 1 year ago
Language exists to communicate. If it fails at communicating, then it needs to change. However, it has to change gradually and universally if communication is still going to happen. Otherwise, you just get confusion, misunderstanding, and frustration.
Ermine Notyours over 1 year ago
I blame Scrabble. Verb words are more versatile, so more players willed nouns into verbs.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Oh, Hobbes if you could have only seen the future of what language is these days!
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
Hate to tell you Hobbs, it already is ! ! ! !
Who, me? over 1 year ago
So now weirds is a verb.
RobinHood over 1 year ago
Since this first ran, we have, Its called texting.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
oh we did that long ago
Rufus The naked mole rat over 1 year ago
I’ve done that.
dschaeff505 Premium Member over 1 year ago
In the case of “ask” a verb became a noun. Not sure what was wrong with the noun “question”
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
Ask any school teacher and they’ll tell you “mission accomplished.”
dflak over 1 year ago
I have an article called How to Write English Good.
In it I advise: Don’t verb nouns.
Watchdog over 1 year ago
Impediment to understanding like the federal government does
Ol' me over 1 year ago
I remember when “dialog” became a verb. It drove me crazy.
pixiekitten Premium Member over 1 year ago
Calvin was Web 2.0 before Web 2.0 existed
Bruce1253 over 1 year ago
I have always appreciated Buckminster Fuller’s saying, “I seem to be a verb.”
More Coffee Please! Premium Member over 1 year ago
We already have. Ever listen to your kids talking amongst themselves – can’t understand a darn thing they’re saying.
dwdl21 over 1 year ago
Now young man, why can’t you be this clever in school? LOL
rodneyrhodes over 1 year ago
Yeah, ummmm like, you know, like like like, you know
Just-me over 1 year ago
The fine art of obfuscation.
kreima over 1 year ago
My senior English teacher back in the ’60s would go nuts whenever someone used “loan” as a verb. “Can you loan me some money?” “Loan is a noun, can you lend me some money!” Now almost everyone uses it as a verb.
beachwb Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Gift” is a fairly recent example.
txmystic over 1 year ago
Just wait until he gets a hold of emojis…
Robert4170 over 1 year ago
How compact your bodies are. And what a variety of senses you have. This thing you call language though, most remarkable. You depend on it for so very much. But is any one of you really its master?
- Kollos, the Medusan, from Star Trek.
carlzr over 1 year ago
Hobbes’s remark sounds like something George Orwell came up with.
ekw555 over 1 year ago
welcome to management-speak
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
This strip impacted me today. No, actually. Literally, really. Yup.
Autological over 1 year ago
This sentence no verb.
KEA over 1 year ago
it’s getting there
Earnestly Frank over 1 year ago
Next, noun some adjectives…
paul GROSS Premium Member over 1 year ago
Prescient, given the current state of the language
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
The English language is the most confusing of all! Some people never grasp the spellings and or multiple meanings.
Flatworm over 1 year ago
One of my favorite examples of this trend is the insistence of some that we accede to the wishes of males and females who engage in a certain type of gender-denial cosplay by referring to them with plural rather than singular third-person pronouns.
Comics are the first thing to read over 1 year ago
And here we are!
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
That’s been a widely recognized thing for at least twenty years. Forget Bart Simpson, I think Calvin might have been the cartoon oracle.
SweetSinger over 1 year ago
We gift. We architect. We mangle our meanings while trying to sound relevant.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
If you want rock-solid stability in your language, speak Latin. Then the rest of us will know to avoid you.
fritzoid Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Party” didn’t become a verb until the 1920s…
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
It is believed Microsoft “popularized” this trend when the installation of Windows 98 informed you that it was “finalizing” the installation, rather than “completing”.
Big tech continues to abuse the language. I cringe a little every time Google forces me to click on “It was me”, rather than “It was I” in a security challenge.
brooklyn51 over 1 year ago
The biggest obstacle to communication is the illusion that it has taken place. – George Bernard Shaw
Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
Then there’s the gerund. Take a perfectly good verb and make it a noun.
john over 1 year ago
“Maybe we can make language a complete impediment to understanding” Another prophecy being fulfilled today.
DD IN AZ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Remember trying to make sense of what Alexander Haig was saying?
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
“Maybe we can make language a complete impediment to understanding” — that’s lawyers’ job.
hydiegoans over 1 year ago
he needs to understand that he has to use his brain in English.
tsk5565 over 1 year ago
I was always told “impact” is not to be used as a verb. Something HAS impact on something, but something does NOT impact something. Recently, seeing it “misused” I googled it and what do you know, now it’s a verb too.
Jogger2 over 1 year ago
When I was a teenager, I (falsely) claimed to be “annoyed when someone verbs a noun”.
wiley207 over 1 year ago
Indeed it does, Calvin. Or maybe “weirdens” would sound better than “weirds”…
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Isn’t it already?
BiggerNate91 over 1 year ago
My family and I verb all the time. It’s just a part of our everyday speeching.
ekke over 1 year ago
And sometimes we noun verbs.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago
Viking – a noun or a verb?
coffeeturtle over 1 year ago
Let me “Google” that for you.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
“Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their Greek. / In France every Frenchman knows His language fro A to Zed/. ( The French never care what they do, actually, As long as they pronounce it properly). / Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning. / And Hebrews learn it backwards, Which is absolutely frightening. / But use proper English you’re regarded as a freak.” Lerner and Lowe’s My Fair Lady – 1956.
JanBic Premium Member over 1 year ago
One of my pet peeves as well. TASK is not a verb, you are given a task. Blame the military for that one.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member over 1 year ago
Talking about my gerund-ation
Henry R Premium Member over 1 year ago
A little off the topic… but gaslight really still confuses me.
genghis.shaman over 1 year ago
IT’S THE VERBING NOUNS COMIC!!
FunnyPageLover over 1 year ago
“Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.” Bill Waterson was a prophet. LOL
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
I understand that language is dynamic and evolving. And yet there are days ‘verbing’ gets out of hand.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
It’s not far from now.
wiatr over 1 year ago
It’s become clear that English is being slowly shifted in my lifetime. Few people use ‘an’ anymore and it sounds odd when an ‘a’ is substituted. Comparatives are being changed. cold, colder and coldest are being replaced with cold, more cold and most cold. It doesn’t sound right but it is permissable. There are other things that keep shifting, too.
DD IN AZ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sometimes, it seems that those least able to speak our language correctly are the ones driving the changing trends.
rgcviper over 1 year ago
Reminds me of a thread I saw on Facebook years ago …
Person 1: “I just blurbed a book.”
Person 2: “I am not disturbed, or even perturbed, that you observed your love of ‘blurb’ as a verb.”
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago
The way some people speak and/or write there’s a LARGE impediment to understanding already