This is my bio. It describes my life.
Hopefully Stupendous Man doesn’t have any powers involving locking people out of houses.
Because he’s soaked in mud, that’s why.
No getting locked out of the house tonight, I guess.
I bet the only reason Rosalyn keeps babysitting Calvin is because of the negotiating leverage she has against Calvin’s parents.
Come on Hobbes, be realistic.
Yeah, you could call it an epidemic.
A new digging method! Who needs shovels now?
Let’s hope it meets the daily recommendation for sugar.
Hey, that means Hobbes is getting the newspaper writeup!