Mort has probably heard that joke before. Several times at least.
Worlds are colliding and Calvin is trapped in between them.
Well if a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle, what does a fish really need?
I was wondering what happened to Newt Gingrich. What a tenuous link.
Is Broomhilda tougher than Chuck Norris?
Cue Danny Kaye as Anatole of Paris.
Don’t worry Sam. For some movies you don’t have to grow up.
How terribly strange to be 70 million.
How did the pizza guy manage to fit that slice in his oven?
Funny but I was just thinking of the skywriting scene in Wizard of Oz. (Surrender Dorothy). That must have been some fancy flying for the Wicked Witch of the West, even if she was evil.