I didn’t even have ‘dirt between my toes’ when I went ‘bare-footed’ (of course, that was only once—stepped on a big yellow and black bumble bee and got a stinger in my foot and never went without shoes again) ! ! !
You, Cosmo, at least have a ‘leg up on’ Roz ? Oh, wait a minute, Roz, that the top three of the worst cooks along with ‘Cookie’ from Beetle Bailey and ‘Lou’ from Blondie ! ! !
What is a banjo doing in a ‘stately’ English home anyway—it belongs on the front porch of a shack in the back hills of the ‘colonies’ ! ! ! !