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If you want funny involving animals: “Excuse me, but this Parrot is dead!” – Monty Python
They are both Orange, except Bill has a better haircut and makes more sense.
For the last 2 yrs, I was in a job where I liked the customers and being able to help them (hardware store), but the management was awful. After checking with my retirement and Social Security, I realized I didn’t have to put up with that. I walked away. It’s been a month now and I am a much happier person.
I used to coach soccer (football) when my kids were small. Forget about positions, it was this giant scrum where ever the ball was, with legs flailing away trying to kick the ball. Meanwhile the goalies were chasing butterfly’s or trying to find 4 leaf clovers. A good time was had by all, well, except for some parents who took a game for 5 & 6 yr olds waaay too seriously.
No, No, those aren’t mistakes, they are Features!! (Can you tell I used to work in sales?)
My dad said you don’t have Old Timers Disease until you walk into a bathroom and say “Now, what did I come in here for?”
She has RBF.
One Christmas things were tight, so the wife says “Let’s not get anything for each other this Christmas.” Being young and stupid, I didn’t. Big mistake, huge mistake. Some advice for young people (if any) here: This “Let’s not get anything for each other” is as dangerous as “Do these pants make me look fat?” If you hear either, Run! Run far, run fast! There is no correct answer, Run!!
Maybe they could import Hammy from “Over The Hedge.”
So Wells Fargo took the bailout from the government, decided it wasn’t enough and supplemented their balance sheet by stealing from their customers. They have been fined multiple times and yet continue to exist, people continue to do business with them. “There’s a suck born every minute.”