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“No cows were hurt in the making of this strip.”
My parents had been married 65 yrs when my dad passed, my mom still wears his ring.
Bye, Bye Baldo.
We will have the opportunity to correct our mistake in November.
Just because there is snow on the roof, doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the furnace.
Let me see if I have this right. . . . You care what a bunch of people who you will never meet think of your ideas??? Can I sell you something? I don’t think it matters what it is.
The ‘Fearless Leader’ of one of the ’Stans, told his people to drink Vodka and take Saunas. Before his mind was changed for him the President of Mexico, AMLO, put his faith and advice on holy medallions, and other trinkets. Then there was Trump. . . . . .
One of the pastors of a church down south told his flock that God would multiply their toilet paper. Its good to know that God keeps up with the need. In ancient times it was Manna, today it is TP.
I’ll repeat the advice I gave my Nephew on getting married, “Marry your best friend.” If she’s not your best friend, that’s lust and there are much cheaper alternatives than marriage.
When my 2nd child was born, 4hrs start to finish, as they were cleaning him up and my wife was resting, the OB Nurse told my wife "You should have a dozen kids, you have ’Breeder’s Hips’. My wife tried to get up and get at her, saying “Breeders Hips?! I’ll kill her!” The doctor sent the nurse to fetch something from the far end of the hospital.
Women long ago perfected the art of guilt.