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Umm. . . . Your Tin Foil Hat is slipping.
The Dragon Corollary: For thou art chewy on the outside and crunchy in the middle.
Psst! Gotta secret for you. Those things they call Palmetto Bugs are really 2" flying Cockroaches!!!.
Well, if he would slow down when he came to those speed bumps he wouldn’t have talon marks on his shell.
Retired, moved to San Diego,(no hurricanes here), threw out all my winter clothes.
Have you looked here lately? There are a bunch of comics that are frozen on a comic that is months in some cases years old. Bloom County 2019, The Martian Confederacy, to name just two.
It’s not a new idea, for Boomers it was call Retired In Place.
Perhaps waffling is a low power version of a Harumph. See the movie Blazing Saddles for an example of a Harumph in action.
Wow, what a tough couple of years. I’m sorry you had to go through all of that.
Many years ago my mom let their dog out for his morning duty. He promptly cold nosed a skunk who let him have it. The dog ran inside and started rubbing on the carpet to get rid of the smell. They eventually got the smell off the dog, but had to replace the carpet.