You left out a few teeny details, like when we ran out of Saigon it was so chaotic they were pushing helicopters into the sea off of our aircraft carriers to make room for the others coming in. Yet after that embarrassment we keep doing it again?!!??
With the exception of Grenada, we haven’t won a war since WW 2. We are spending a huge amount of money and people’s lives and not accomplishing anything. We are being conned.
If the barnyard was in the Dakotas or Wyoming or Montana, it would be entirely possible. BTW contrary to what some tourists think in Yellowstone, Bison are not ‘cuddly.’ They are 1,600 lbs of bad temper. Besides they stink.
Oh, bad bad move Jay. Serious groveling will be involved in trying to make up for this.