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  1. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    Well, disconnect her (?) from the Internet and reboot to factory specs. But if you hear, “What are you doing, Dave?” be REALLY quick about it.

  2. 1 day ago on Doonesbury

    I am hoping that this is a relatively valid method of assessment. I am a better father to my daughter than I have ever been anything else.

  3. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    But he MUST have cheated by winning all those votes! It’s just nor fair!

  4. 11 days ago on Non Sequitur

    As gooda method as any!

  5. 25 days ago on Kevin Kallaugher

    Next lesson: Venn diagrams.

  6. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

    Wasn’t his reign supposed to be restored last Friday?

  7. about 1 month ago on The Boondocks

    I used to have this roommate from Trinidad, a truly beautiful woman named Sabrina (her real name, and her real-life last name, which I will not reveal, was similarly provocative) who was an “exotic dancer” at one of the clubs in D.C. She was (probably still is but I haven’t seen her in about 22 years now) Black but she would have me take her to a tanning salon in Georgetown once a week or so, and when she came out she would always reveal to me her tan lines — a treat I looked forward to with great relish because she never wore a bra.

    She was a GREAT roommate! She simply adored my daughter, a Down syndrome girl (who, back then, I only had every other weekend), she always paid her rent on time (usually in a pile of $1 bills), and she would frequently (more days than not) bring her work friends over. Good times!

  8. about 1 month ago on Matt Wuerker

    Alliterative allusions.

  9. about 1 month ago on Barney & Clyde

    This strip makes the “trophy wife” thing seem so much more attractive than I had heretofore thought.

  10. about 2 months ago on The Boondocks

    I know a LOT of guys who would have found such an invitation to be almost excessively enticing.