Maybe eating that garlic knish before going out to woo wasn’t the best idea.
The best time for a helicopter accident is when you’re nowhere near the helicopter.
You played it for her; you can play it for me!
If a car leaves at 8:30AM to travel 60 miles, how late will the driver be because a bunch of idiots rubbernecking at a car accident?
The angel and devil on your shoulders, taking their union-mandated break.
“Infinite Mommy Universe” is the next Marvel Universe movie title.
America supports the right of free people to vote for America’s interests.
Art is in the eye of the beholder.
Johan “Spuds” MacKenzie.
I wouldn’t touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.
Maybe eating that garlic knish before going out to woo wasn’t the best idea.