“In which God created Heaven and Earth but didn’t tell man about His side-projects.” – Fox Mulder, The X-Files
" ‘Less filling’? No, sir, I think now you’ll agree with me that it’s ‘tastes great’!"
If your friends don’t give you a hard time once in a while, how can you be prepared when other people do?
I’ve been told that it’s hip to be square.
This is preposterous. We all know that anyone in a red shirt never survives after being transported!
He transforms into fairy dust! Which is NOT shapeshifting.
(Source: Never you mind.)
Osmosis? That takes too long! Slamming your head into the book is th bst methud an im gon go lay dwn now. (thud)
Remember, folks: Just 380 online shopping days until Christmas 2024! Buy now!
“Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other peoples’ eyes”
Those six-limbed freaks?!