Packrat

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Just an old fart who enjoys humor in all shapes and sizes. I am the "hermit on the hill", and I like it that way.

Recent Comments

  1. about 2 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    The “towers” don’t have to be towers. The equipment can be installed anywhere and small antennas can be wall mounted or hung from the ceiling. Depending on a signal strength survey, enough antennas would be installed to adequately cover the ship. These towers would of course communicate with each other as they do on Earth. At that point, cell phones on the ship could make/take calls from others in the ship. As for ship-to-Earth, or to other ships, it would be relatively easy to interface the ship’s cell system with a satellite phone (Satphone) and put up calls to any place on Earth. A lot of work and money for little gain. Ships in space have plenty of comm gear. Cell service would be redundant to the point of silly.

    Still, I wonder what their area code would be…

  2. 1 day ago on Loose Parts

    Just think how much time and ink is saved drawing one less digit. I said the same thing about The Simpsons years ago. Gloves would be cheaper. It would take less time to wash your hands. And so on…

  3. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    This was only 2% funny…

  4. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    No, Eve, really, don’t bother. Clothes are such a hassle…

  5. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    Call Drosselmeyer. He always has a trick or two up his sleeve.

  6. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    Why wouldn’t they?

  7. 2 days ago on Last Kiss

    (In my best Beavis voice) "Huh, huh…. she said “titillated”.

  8. 2 days ago on Last Kiss

    Hey John, you and I both get “Dear John” letters. Why are yours so much more fun to read?

  9. 2 days ago on Back in the Day

    My oh my, what a wonderful day!

  10. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Or as I call it, “Freedom FROM religion.”