Just an old fart who enjoys humor in all shapes and sizes. I am the "hermit on the hill", and I like it that way.
Of course your head changes shape, else where is the fun of having hiccups?
Little Dog was called to depose, but he couldn’t stop laughing.
Gotta like the way Matt says we are to be perfect, when everyone (especially the “learned ones”) say we are all sinners. Can’t be perfect and a sinner at the same time. Might be fun to try though. It just amazes me how so many people know this god better than he knows himself! Don’t want to kick start some big conversational dust up. I don’t believe any of it anyway.
A long time ago, in a beer hall far, far away…
Yep. Girdles (remember them), padded bras, makeup, don’t forget eyelash curlers, garter belts (Oh yes…), high heels, perfect hair, etc… How about corsets? I think those were invented by the Inquisition… Gotta look good, no matter the cost.
Clever. Professionally, I assume.
I like that! I’ll add this as well; while serving in a public position, you may NOT take one minute of time to campaign while “on the clock”. Doing so will dock your pay. You can stump on your own time, but nothing you do will cost one taxpayer dime. Make sense?
I know this scenario, but who’s the blue guy?
Nah, he’d send Trump Water…. it’s probably not even wet.
Yeah, I still offer to give directions. The GPS may or may not take them the easier way. Or I’ll have them call me when in the area. Not hard to find, but still a challenge for some. I’m lucky to have a good sense of direction, and I like maps!