Recent Comments

1. about 5 hours ago on Heathcliff

   Gent! Where are you? It happened. The robot is wearing a helmet. And it says ROBOT on it.

   Happy days are here again.

2. 1 day ago on Outland

   “I was a victim, so I get to do anything I want.”

   No wonder people are scrambling over themselves to get that oh-so coveted “victim” status.

   To think that we would reach a point where people aspire to be a victim.

   It’s disgusting.

3. 1 day ago on Brevity

   He’s hurt from the bad pun. I know the feeling.

4. 2 days ago on Rip Haywire

   Yes, especially because Rip, er, ripped Noseless-face’s nose himself. I mean, Axe. Noseless axe. I mean, Face.

   Look, nevermind. Rip is a jerk, and that’s that.

5. 2 days ago on Heathcliff

   Well, I never said Heathcliff was smart. He hangs around with Jimmy, after all.

6. 2 days ago on Heathcliff

   Heathcliff asked for them to be placed on top of the pizza AFTER it was done.

   It’s the only way it makes sense.

   Like you’d put a slice of cheese on a piece of toast, and let the heat from the bread melt it.

   Honestly, you’re no gourmay.

7. 2 days ago on Peanuts Begins

   Then it wouldn’t be mud pie, would it?

   Honestly.

   What do you think this is, stone soup?

8. 2 days ago on Dog Eat Doug

   Wgging TAIL, zoomies and long naps, describes my cat to a T. Or C, I dunno.

   She half fetches, too. And always comes when I call her.

   She also digs holes, but that’s for hiding her waste.

9. 2 days ago on Lost Sheep

   It’s a tie, but keep trying.

10. 2 days ago on Ollie and Quentin

    Funky, that’s the word.