Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 25, 2023

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!! I knew Santa was cool enough to get his girl hooked up! And Iggy’s happy, even Buzzy Mouse is a buzz’n. MERRY CHRISTMAS ORBSTERS!

Yay! Ora Zella got her chainsaw (toy, but don’t tell her that)!

And, may I also say, DANNNNNG!

Good compromise, Santa!

BoCH alert in panel 2 (Back of Cat Heads.) What a wonderful way to start the holiday! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!

Every little cat would like to be

The kitty on the Christmas tree!

Up above the People, dressed in white,

Snoozing in the fairylights!

Ora Zella Bite Bite has such fun

Crashed in snowdrifts in the sun,

Pucky is the one you understand,

Who’s the Queen of Fairyland!

Big fluffy dogs, warm cozy togs,

And the fireplace is lit —

Watch out for mice, stealing your pies,

Don’t forget to say @#*1!

There’s a little secret Lupin keeps,

He wrecks everything while you’re asleep —

Every little cat would like to be

The kitty on the Christmas Tree!

La, la, la la la la la,

La, la, la la la la la

lalalalalah, lalalalala,

Lalalalalah la LAH LAH!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! LONG LIFE AND GOOD HEALTH TO ALL!

2/22/23

Gracie Fields

“Fairy on the Christmas Tree”

Regal Zonophone, shellac 78, 1939

Written by Harry Parr-Davies and Roma Campbell-Hunter

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

And, Blessings to Each and Every One of Us!

Merry Christmas to The Woman, The Man, The Boy and The Girl; to Puck and Elvis and Lupin and Goldie and now Iggy and Ora Zella; to Tommy; to Georgia; to all the other characters too numerous to name; and to the Orb!

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Ora, just find Burt and let him work his magic on your saw. You will be roaring and ripping in no time.

Finally! Someone who speaks Buzzy’s language!

And a slightly less than normally doom-laden Christmas to you all.

But Elvis is missing.

Where’s Santa now? Light and love to all Humans, Cats, and Orbsters, inside and outside BCN Land.

Let the Ora Zella Chainsaw Massacre commence!

MEOWY CATMAS. HO HO HO! Okay now where’s them deeleeshus cakes and goodies?

Merry Christmas to all!

Merry Christmas to Georgia, all of the Orbsters, all of our families and all of our pets! If 2023 has been a bad year for you, may 2024 be a good one. And if your 2023 has been good, may 2024 be even better! Cat bless us, everyone!

Zella with a “Zed!”

Santa passed away in 1876 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.

BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!! ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪

OT: Three favourite Christmas tunes of mine ❤

Kate Rusby – Sweet Bells: https: //youtu. be/mWz2X_h72nU

Kate Rusby – Santa Never Brings Me a Banjo: https: //youtu. be/coDfMgwu3HI

Philip Wesley – Carol of the Bells: https: //youtu. be/s8vZfvYW-34

If you’re on the Pacific Coast or Alaska, you’ll still be waiting for Santa. Here’s how NORAD tracks his flight

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Happy Christmas to the Orb, wherever you are!!

Uh oh. She got a chainsaw. RUN!

So did Iggy get a “baby’s 1st flamethrower?” Maybe the Spaceballs version (“the kids love this one”)

I would love to see a baby’s first version of Ora Zella vs Evil Dead.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to the Orb, and all the kitties!

She can help the others open their presents.

Forget the chainsaw man manga now we have CHAINSAW ORA ZELLA!

I never thought, that the Beatles’ “I SAW Her Standing There” could be a Christmas song…

Rip and tear or a zella, rip and tear

Merry Christmas to Georgia, The Boy, The Girl, The Cats and most importantly, to EVERYONE here in The Orb – wishing you all the HAPPIEST Christmas. I hope Santa brings you everything you ever wanted.

On another note, I would like to say thank you.

Thank you to all who make everyone feel so welcome in The Orb. I have had a rough few years and every day, reading your comments, supporting those who need it, BEING supported by you all – just know how grateful I am to you all.

A very Merry Christmas to you all xoxo

Luv,Pet and Fur Crew

Merry Cristmas/Happy Holidays everyone! Love and peace.

Merry Christmas Morning! It’s 5am here, husband and I are having a quiet coffee in front of the fireplace, with donuts from the Looney Bakery and watching Alistair Sim in A Christmas Carol. My most favorite rendition though A Muppet Christmas Carol runs a close second ;) I actually love them all except for the FX remake from a couple years ago. Not big on that one. I hope all of you have a wonderful day, however you spend it

“Merry Christmas to all and to all a chainsaw.”

It is officially Christmas Day here in Honolulu, HI! Mele Kalikimaka to Georgia, the Boy, the Girl, the BCN crew, and all the Orbsters!

Panel 4 belongs in O.Z.’s kitten book. Hopefully Elvis started ones for her and Iggy already. They may not technically be kittens, but they are the newest and youngest members of the family and need books too.

I’m having a rough time of it, Orbsters. Still feeling traumatized by last Christmas Eve spent with no heat and water and dangerously cold temperatures, my only prayer this year was for a peaceful, uneventful Christmas. Instead, that mouse I mentioned earlier chewed through our internet cable at 2 am, so instead of a peaceful Christmas breakfast spent driving out to the country to spend time with my family, my Christmas is cancelled so I can be here while strangers rewire my house. Not having service isn’t an option as I need it for my job. As disasters go this is a minor, non fatal one, but my Christmas spirit was hanging by a thread and that thread is fraying. No sleep isn’t going to make anything easier tomorrow and I have nothing to look forward to, I can’t even watch Doctor Who tomorrow as planned without high speed internet. I’m just really depressed that it seems I never get to enjoy anything.

No doubt the chainsaw is what Ora Zella wanted, but is it really a good idea to give her one?

a poem by Bob Belt, Florida feral cat rescuer

A different Christmas Story…In the wintry night, a feral cat roams,Through snow-covered streets, she has no home.No cozy hearth awaits, her paw’s soft tread,Only a loneliness, filling her heart instead.No carols sung in warm, glowing halls,But whispers of winds through crumbling walls.She listens closely, her senses keen,For the gentlest notes of love unseen.In the cold winters grip, this feral soul,Lost in the shadows, no place to go.But as Christmas arrived, a beacon of hope,A chance for love in a world so remote.Amidst the cold, a whisper of grace,A kind-hearted soul, with a gentle embrace.Helping a cat, with eyes full of fear,Offering warmth and love, drawing her near.In a cozy home, her sanctuary found,Her Christmas miracle, on hallowed ground.Gentle hands and tender whispers of care,Mending the wounds of a life so unfair.From skittish glances to a trusting gaze,Their hearts entwined in a joyous maze.With each passing day, love starts to bloom,Throughout the house, and in every room.So let us remember, this Christmas night,The power of compassion, shining so bright.For in saving a life, we find our own soul,And give the gift of love, to make them whole. Merry Christmas to all of you who help the innocent ones…

Even Baby’s First Chainsaw looks happy!

Eartha Kitt and Madonna: Santa Baby

Santa Baby, leave a chainsaw under the tree, for me!

I’ve been a destructive girl, Santa Baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight!

…….

Santa Buddy, leave a few dynamite sticks, for kicks!

A few explosions are really fine, Santa Buddy,

So hurry down the chimney tonight!

…….

Think of all the fires that I haven’t set

Think of the all the shredding that I won’t forget

I could leave a path of chaos in my wake,

If you could give me things to break!

…….

Santa Baby, just one more thing I would ask, a task

To bring joy and chaos in the New Year, Santa Baby,

So hurry down the chimney tonight!

First attempt at steaming a pudding today. May the great cat in the sky smile down with benevolence and encouragement at my humble first endeavor, amen.

And to all, a good night. :-)

You got this, Dad. And a meowy Christmas to all of you.

Hammy

Baby’s First Chainsaw, SNORT!

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. Peaceful Monday to those who don’t.

Merry Christmas to all! I’m doing my usual round of playing for church services. But this year, Christmas Day will be capped off by visiting my husband in the memory care facility. After a series of falls and ER visits, I was advised to make arrangements for hospice in early December. He’s not able to communicate, is in a wheelchair now, and needs more and more help with everything. But he’s still calm, if confused, and not upset or agitated. We’ll enjoy the time together as long as we can.

Merry Christmas to all orbsters, near and far.

WHAT?!! YOU GAVE HER A CHAINSAW?! AAAAAHHH!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! HIDE THE…Oh wait, it has a smiling face and appears to be made of rubber…NEVER MIND! MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Yule!

All: Hear! Hear!

Elvis-Anum: I love my gift of a box of tea, a new pair of sandals, and the latest bestselling scroll!

Puckmosis: My new silver tunic is just what I wanted. How did you know?

Thomios: I’m going to create some great new recipes with all these new herbs and you-know-whats.

Queen Cat: And it gives me great pleasure to welcome the mole monarchs, King Montgomery and Queen Lisa.

King Monty: Thank you, Your Majesty.

Queen Lisa: We are honored to join in your Yule celebration.

Thomios: And I am pleased to announce the Chocolate Everything buffet is made possible by King Cadbury of Away!

Sometime Later

Queen Cat: Now that the banquet is concluded, I have another surprise, courtesy of The Artisans. Brand new napping cushions!

All: Zzzzzzzz…..

Baby’s 1st Chainsaw. I always wondered what one would look like. I love the way you think.

I got a chainsaw too! Merry Xmas everyone!

Merry Christmas everyone May you have peace and joy

I got curious and asked the google about baby’s first chainsaw and found this gruesome history:

Chainsaws Were Originally Invented For Childbirth

I just popped over here expecting everybody would be too busy to comment this morning, and yet, here we are!

For everyone who’s not actually celebrating anything just at present, for whatever reason, hope your day manages to be positive anyway!

OZ will love that toy!! There are actually in real life actual real plastic run-on-AA-batteries chainsaws for kids. I didn’t get one for our grandson … it took about two nanoseconds for me to make that decision.

I hope you know just what it is you’ve unleashed on the world today, Santa. :P

Happy Holidays everyone. Wishing for a day full of love and laughter for everyone.

The Pink House chainsaw massacre. How long before the shout of “Timber” as the Christmas tree crashes to the ground? Not that cats need a chainsaw to accomplish that task.

We thought buying presents for the girls was expensive, but that’s nothing compared to a clowder of 5.

Baby’s 1st Chainsaw! I’m laughing so hard at this…I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas!!!

Wishing everyone much laughter and happiness! This international group of BCN addicts brightens my days like nothing else. (And I can’t stop looking at Ora Zella’s bottle-brush Tail of Chainsaw Joy!)

Merry Christmas to all and your families (including your four footed family members)

OH NO!!!!! Baby’s 1st Chainsaw! She’s going to be very disappointed to learn it won’t work the way she thinks it will. Hope little Iggy got what he wanted too.

Merry Christmas to everyone!

Where are my robber mice? I miss them. I hope they swiped some good stuff.

I clicked “like” on this strip, but I’m not sure I really like OZ getting a chainsaw. I can’t help but wonder what’s next. Actually, I’m afraid of what’s next with that girl, and I am not sure she should be encouraged.

I am still jet lagged from my trip and still congested and have a wobbly tummy, so I’m not sure if I will go to the deli down the street for one of their nice take-away Christmas plates (as much Christmas dinner — turkey or roast beef, plus sides — as fits on a big plate) or bake my frozen Beef Wellingtons or heat up frozen Thanksgiving leftovers.

I had a layover in Zurich, so I bought several boxes of Swiss chocolates, so dessert will be chocolates and ice cream.

Merry Christmas, Meowy Catmas, Blessed Yule, & Happy Holidays & much love to all! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Now she can wreak even more havoc in the Big Pink House! Hope you all have a delightful Christmas!

Awesome arc for today.

Say, OZ, could I borrow that for a bit? There’s a certain smart-mouthed pig living in a house of sticks who needs to learn a lesson, but I’m feeling a bit congested at the moment….

Merry Christmas to one and all ! May your day be filled with love.

I wanna see the buzz battle between OZ’s chainsaw and buzzy mouse!

My Christmas Cactus has two blooms fully open today! My Calandiva also bloomed. Sometimes Mother Nature gives you unexpected gifts if you look hard enough.

Wishing all a very Merry Christmas and best wishes for a peaceful New Year.

when my son was 2, Santa brought him a toy chainsaw. I have an adorable picture of him sleeping with it.

OT: Murderbot

Merry Christmas Everyone!

A year or so ago we bought our group a tunnel made of paper bag paper. They loved it but eventually it just could not be taped together again. So this year Santa brought a nylon collapsible triple tunnel with a roofless center module with two hanging jingle cage toys. So far they seem to like it and have discovered the advantage of the roofless center as an escape hatch when two or three meet in the middle.

The spirits did it all in one night!

Merry Christmas, everyone. May your Orbs shine bright today and every day and may the New Year bring health and happiness to you and yours.

A PlaySkool type baby chainsaw, THE perfect gift for Ora Zella!

Happy and Merry Holidays to you all! May your day, whether you celebrate or not, be filled with happiness, contentment, and fulfillment!

And may it be especially so for Georgia and her family. She has created somethings most wonderful: Breaking Cat News, which in turn created what we call the Orb—a collection of wonderful people of all kinds, an example of peace on earth, goodwill toward all.

What does dannning mean?

Oh, the tool in her hands is frightful

But her smile is so delightful

And since she let Santa go

Ora knows! It’s her show! (Status quo)

Pucky doesn’t show signs of stopping

Whatever she’ll soon be chopping

Buzzy ducks way down low

Bless her soul! It’s not coal! Christmas goal!

What a trip! Santa flipped! Oh, let ’er rip!

- Jule Styne / Sammy Cahn – Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

Merry Christmas, folks! Now we must wait until Halloween for Ora Zella’s epic haunted house.

Merry Christmas, Georgia. Thanks for all the cat-filled joy you provide throughout the year!!

The chainsaw has a face!

A wish comes true.

Let’s all hope that’s just a plastic toy chainsaw, otherwise the big pink house may be doomed :)

Oh and me is forget to says this earlier. GROOVY!

ChainsawCat! Orazella could be a great friend with Pochita.

OT: Christmas. Just back from my Aunt’s house. lovely day with everyone. My Goddaughter got me nice Guinness glass from the liquor store she works at. She has a liberal arts degree, go figure LOL And my Cousin got me some wonderful Bombas socks and cat toys for my girls. I wasn’t expecting anything. It was really nice. My Cousin has a siamese that is every bit as persnickety as Elvis. He is amazing.Hope everyone’s day was as nice as mine.

It just now occurred to me I should have linked to this Nativity story last night.

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Baby’s first chainsaw! Wow!

New temporary avatar.

Here are the orange plush kitty and the tortie princess invading my bed. They are on adjacent pillows! Getting closer together. (⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^⁠)⁠ﾉ (⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^⁠)⁠ﾉ

I love “Baby’s First Chainsaw”