Don’t forget the “Pull my finger” bit. Sisters just love it when you teach that to their children (especially when you teach your nieces)!
There’s the Ora Zella we all know and love!
I’ve seen both. The MST3k version is a little chopped up, but the commentary is, of course, worth it.
I’m sorry. I’ve been there. You will make it through, even though it hurts.
Can Opener is one of the moderators in the Tiny Kittens chats. If people start speculating/suggesting names for kittens, it can clog up the chats (and is therefore considered borderline spam). Can is known for (~nicely) shutting such shenanigans down.
Okay, Lupin is just free associating now!
“I’ve learned nothing, and you know it!”
NORAD can only track him while he has his transponder turned on!
Which can be most annoying when you already have several stories lined up for them, into which they no longer fit!
Come on, Burt! How many household chimneys are there in the world that a full-sized fat man could fit through without some kind of shrinkage going on?