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Idle paws …
Oh no, you don’t want a bored cat.
Why is the Woman not reading “Breaking Cat News” or “Lupin Leaps In?” If she doesn’t have copies, she needs to rush down to her local bookstore, with its friendly bookstore kitten, and buy them. Now.
The Mittens has shown a disturbing willingness to throw Grandma under the bus wheels.
Perhaps the Woman can drop everything she’s doing or was going to do today and spend it adoring him.
That is what you’re there for.
But only five scritches at a time.
In other news, a sonic boom was reported in Rhode Island today that rattled windows for a 7 mile radius. Reports indicate that it was centered in a large Pink House …
Or “leap in.”