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1. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   How did I miss that epic poof? Thanks!

2. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Please let her know we care and we miss her. Continued hugs and prayers being sent.

3. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   And finally…

   Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.” The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?” The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
4. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”

5. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”The man says, “I’m probably too honest.”The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”

6. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   I needed to come up with a joke for BCN Sunday Funday, and I’ve always been one of those people who messes up the punchline, so I figured I should probably prepare for it. I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use. When I got home, I realized I’d accidentally bought a thesaurus. As you can understand, I was pretty crushed… upset… disappointed… vexed… disconcerted.

7. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes and he gave me a 5 % raise.

   Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, “By the way, which companies are after you?” I responded, “The gas, electric and cable company.”

8. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for his Easter Break.When he returns to California his friend says to him, “Arnie, I hear you went back home to Austria for Easter. How was it?”To which Arnie replied, “Oh it was terrible! My father ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally we all had an awful day.”His colleague then says, “Oh Arnie that’s no good at all, I’m sorry to hear! Does that mean you don’t love easter anymore?” “Oh no, of course not – I still love easter, baby.”

9. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   A man walks into a bar and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.He hears someone whisper, “Pssst…I like your tie.” The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone.“Pssst…that color looks nice on you.”He asks the bartender, “Excuse me, but…are you speaking to me?”The bartender rolls his eyes and says, “No, sorry about that. It’s the peanuts… they’re complimentary.”

10. about 2 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    Hey guys, doing this early because my allergy pill is kicking in and I hope to be asleep in about 10 minutes. :-) Hugs to all!