How did I miss that epic poof? Thanks!
Please let her know we care and we miss her. Continued hugs and prayers being sent.
I got fired from the unemployment office on Friday. My boss said, “Clean out your desk, and I’ll see you in the office on Monday.”
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”The man says, “I’m probably too honest.”The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
I needed to come up with a joke for BCN Sunday Funday, and I’ve always been one of those people who messes up the punchline, so I figured I should probably prepare for it. I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use. When I got home, I realized I’d accidentally bought a thesaurus. As you can understand, I was pretty crushed… upset… disappointed… vexed… disconcerted.
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes and he gave me a 5 % raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, “By the way, which companies are after you?” I responded, “The gas, electric and cable company.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for his Easter Break.When he returns to California his friend says to him, “Arnie, I hear you went back home to Austria for Easter. How was it?”To which Arnie replied, “Oh it was terrible! My father ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally we all had an awful day.”His colleague then says, “Oh Arnie that’s no good at all, I’m sorry to hear! Does that mean you don’t love easter anymore?” “Oh no, of course not – I still love easter, baby.”
A man walks into a bar and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.He hears someone whisper, “Pssst…I like your tie.” The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone.“Pssst…that color looks nice on you.”He asks the bartender, “Excuse me, but…are you speaking to me?”The bartender rolls his eyes and says, “No, sorry about that. It’s the peanuts… they’re complimentary.”
Hey guys, doing this early because my allergy pill is kicking in and I hope to be asleep in about 10 minutes. :-) Hugs to all!