How about “A Tale of Two Kitties”
So sorry to hear of your loss.
Puck’s Cantique de Noel (Oh Holy Night)
This isn’t right,
There is no need for vengeance
I guard a mouse who did me
No real harm
Where’s Buzzy Mouse?
Can we still find him?
I’ll keep on worrying until I know
He’s safe and warm.
Is there a way we can communicate with the mice?
Is there still time to forgive and forget?
No violence, please,
It’s time to show forgiveness
Oh give me a sign!
A sign to know
What’s right to do.
How will this end?
Oh how, can we all be friends?
I am very inspired by Elvis.
You know Frankensein’s Creature and Dracula, too
T-Rex, Godzilla, and even the Werefloof.
But do you recall?
The scariest monster of all?
Lupin the Fluffapurrus
Had a set of long. sharp claws.
And if you ever saw him,
He’d scare even Santa Claus
His friends Puck and Elvis
Reported him on the news
They said that Fluffapurrus
Was worth a hundred thousand views.
Then one cold and windy day
The Mayor came to say
“Lupin why’d you come around,
And destroy my Perfectown?"
But still the Mayor loves him
Puck and Elvis, as do we.
We all love Fluffapurrus
Clothed or naked full of glee!
Obviously Natasha got the lipsticks from a certain genius artist.
Not Cinderella, Natasha? How about this from Rogers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella?
Ten minutes ago I saw you
All your mouse friends all ran from the floor
No option to fail, I ran straight for the tailor,
She told me, “No I’m so much more.”
Ten minutes Puck launched the cheese trap
Guess he did the best that he could do,
But I still have to say that three mice got away,
And Natasha gave me a boo-boo!
We got Agnes,
We’ll find Buzzy
We’ll continue to fight through the war,
We will find Alice and Violet
And we’ll be sure to give them what-for!
The Prince of Pounce is determined,
To come to the aid of his friend
Will he succeed? Can we tell?
And will Lupin as well?
We must wait to see how this will end.
All the orbsters must wait ’till the end!
I know Burt will do fine, but I’m not sure about Cam.
Alright, let’s stop this idle cheddar!
Wish that one had o-curd to me.