I keep reminding myself that all this is happening in the course of a few minutes. I know it will turn out alright, but still.
I sure wouldn’t want to wear a Siamese on my face.
Or maybe this will be Elvis’ finest hour.
So that is the Golden Mouse. And we get ghostly toe beans as well.
All I wanted was to go exploring for an hour or two
And do some searching, go through
The open door,
Funny how it seems when you search you don’t know what you’ll find
But then I really don’t mind,
That’s what it’s for
On an all-time high,
I’ll climb higher than before
Doing so much more
Than even Lupin has done
On an all-time high
I’ll see what the attic’s about
I have no doubt
I’ll do just fine
It was just too tempting in the box I just wanted to sleep,
Now I’m in far too deep
It’s very clear,
Somehow I know even in this moment it will all work out
Now that Tillie’s here!
From James Bond’s Octopussy, All Time High, sung by Rita Coolidge
I am shamelessly adding my first song parody from the original website. From Peaches and Herb:
Freddie: Since I was little you were my best friend
Always together every day, and then
You were suddenly gone
And though I had to move on
I always knew my love for you would never end
Tillie: I went exploring like I always do
I heard a crash, it was the last I knew
Until one day I woke up
And met a new friend named Puck
That crackerjack kitty led me back to you (hey, hey)
Both: Reunited and it feels so good
Reunited, and we’ve understood
There is one perfect fitFor both human and kit-ty,
We know we’re both excited ’cause we’re reunited
The Orb: We’ve all just met you, but we still can see
Best friends forever we will always be
Lupin’s adventures are rad!
And even Elvis is glad
The very best is yet to come, wait and see (hey, hey)
Reunited and it feels sublime
Again together, for the very first time
So come on along, and join us singing this song
We’ll never be divided now we’re reunited!
Georgia and the Orb are my mews!
He’s climbing all through the night
A brave, intrepid type
On the trail of adventure really new and wow!
Finding the magic
In a cabinet no one knew about!
Meow, here he comes,
Will he be back in time to dine?
Puck the ham-eater!
Elvis and Lupin knew,
There is nothing he can’t do
When he puts his mind to what he wants to do.
Mind over matter,
He is gentle and kind,
But determined to climb, it’s true.
Hall and Oates: Maneater
I’ll see what I can do.