Just keep off the T.V. and pretend it’s all over!
He did ask you politely, Marm!
Yes Sam! Practicing is better than getting discouraged!
Would you like me to supersize that with some caviar on the side, sir?
My boy Cassidy, may be part Siamese! He seems to be needy whenever my back is turned! If I am not paying attention to him, he’ll go into the hallway and scream,"Why aren’t you looking at meeeeee!!’
When you said you wanted to camp out and see wild animals, I thought you meant waiting in line at a Black Friday sale!
I remember the first night that I spent in Florida. I closed my eyes and heard a very loud buzzing sound. When I opened my eyes and saw a mosquito, as big as a 747…okay, I’m exaggerating…it was only as big as a Piper cub, two seater!
Actually, it was ebark!
I like it!
Do you swear on a stack of pancakes that you are telling me the truth, ‘Now a Lady?’