This reminds me of a time, many many moons ago, when I was in line at the movies. The fellow in front of me was wearing a shirt that said “Give blood, play hockey”.
I laughed because mine said “Skydiving: it’s not a real sport unless you can die of massive internal trauma”.
Keep in mind that I was a 36 year old cute blonde at the time.
Yes there are, young whippersnapper! ;-D