Wesley’s first love will always be cheese, and there’s no way any woman can hope to compete with that. Unless, of course, that woman happens to be the Goddess of Cheese.
The only way Sophie can get Wesley’s attention is to open a cheese shop, and learn how to cook all-things-cheese, like fondue, raclette, and aligot. (Dang it! now I want cheesy potatoes …)
Gutter listed to Dire Straits’ Romeo and Juliet over and over. I can see Sophie listening to the Cowboy Junkies’ version of Blue Moon as she sighs her sad little heart out.
It starts with a spider in a hardhat, joined by five more wearing a Stetson, a feathered headdress, police helmet, biker jacket, and sailor cap. Would really love to see them all lined up and sing a thrilling rendition of YMCA!
SNORT!! cough cough … dang it, now I have tea all over my keyboard …