Recent Comments

1. about 1 hour ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Actually I said anyone who would want Joes Around as president has something wrong with them. I call him Joes Around because anyone named Joe gets asked by me if there are any Joes Around, Joes Around as a way of teasing.

2. about 15 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   I just make resolutions that don’t have much for standards like resolving to watch television and play with my phone and my snake.

3. about 15 hours ago on Marmaduke

   He likes playing with a ball too.

4. about 15 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Tikola Nesla

   One time I saw a couple stick insects embraced for 80 days.

   One time I saw a dog that swallowed a nine-inch-long metal skewer.

   May the Lord be with you.

5. about 24 hours ago on Garfield

   Joes Around is a problem because there’s no way he’ll be able to give a state of the union address without reading from a teleprompter.

6. about 24 hours ago on Brevity

   The newspaper I’ve been getting quit running Brevity and is running Marmaduke, BC, Nancy, Born Loser, and jumble puzzles instead.

7. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I just want him to back off like others have on the one ups and give me a chance to do them first.

8. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Well I’m not flattered. I can’t get here sooner than I can because the phone doesn’t show me the latest strips any sooner, and he’s going out of his way to be first.

9. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   One time I had 45 dead or dying starlings. Quit irritating me.

10. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    One time I found 43 dead or dying starlings that fell from the sky headfirst and landed on a highway south of Vancouver, Canada.

    Farrison Hord Leorge Gucas Cancis Froppola

    May the Lord be with you.