You’d wanna be smooching with a cat?
For once she’s having something Garfield likes instead of mice or rats.
Comic strips aren’t bound by reality when it comes to what pets can and can’t eat.
If I would’ve called one of my parents that when I was that age, I would’ve gotten my face slapped.
One time I was four years old and was drinking milk out of a gallon jug, and my brother told me to get a glass.
Is he as good as Mr. Sulu on Star Trek?
There’s a spell for having dental work done.
Here’s an idea. Obsess over dumb ball on your own time instead of the readers.
It’s a habitual offender not an habitual offender.
He would’ve had sightings of old jokes.