Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 06, 2021

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    BasilBruce  almost 3 years ago

    We are the champions, because we all make better puns than this!

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    jmarkoff2  almost 3 years ago

    Nothing really matters to me, any way the wind blows.

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    retrocool  almost 3 years ago

    I think I’ll go look for some fat-bottomed girls.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Today Stephan overrunned himself.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Ouch.

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    parforden  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve seen people high on acid that had eyes that looked like that. They were in the mirror….

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Dynamite with a laser beam to Pastis!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’ll chill the Moet et Chandon.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    No time for losers at self esteem club. Honestly, Pastis should be the grand Marshall of the Da Joke Parade!

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    John Smith  almost 3 years ago

    Dang it! He made me laugh at one of his stupid puns.

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    TampaFanatic1  almost 3 years ago

    I got an urge to play “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “Somebody to Love” now. Thanks for the stupid puns that make me laugh.

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    Chrysi Cat Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’ll admit, the setup for this to be a Sunday Punday was a lot more subtle than usual.

    I don’t think I caught on until the actual pun, which of course is also the main actual punchline.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  almost 3 years ago

    ROFL!!

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    Kali  almost 3 years ago

    Well, we know Stephan has no shame….

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Love the movie, “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

    Yes, I know it wasn’t historically accurate, but if if gets a new generation interested in Queen, good enough for me. Heck, it even got me to rip all me CDs onto a USB stick to play theme in my car.

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    me_the_polish_gull  almost 3 years ago

    Ha ha, now I have that song in my head!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “We will: ‘Yes’ Will, ‘Rah’ Quincy.”

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    Pastis is quite the Bohemian.

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    Breadboard  almost 3 years ago

    Pig and Goat … Clap your hands to the beat … Just like the beginning of the song :-)

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    Stephan must have stayed up all night to think of this one! Good One!

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    John Ruttner  almost 3 years ago

    makes sense…Pastis, you’ve got no shame either!

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    nickword  almost 3 years ago

    How about we ‘rah’ the champions instead?

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Then the group will “si” Jesus.

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    WittyWeasel  almost 3 years ago

    There should severe . . . I mean SEVERE . . . pun-ishments for Pastis !

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    Pig forgot to mention that the jeer the macho guy when he comes in and they sing a Nicki Minaj song when Sade arrives.

    They boo He-Man and rap Sade.

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    dbhamm  almost 3 years ago

    No time for losers in this club!

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    Poor Stephen.

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    Kveldulf  almost 3 years ago

    No politics. No severely depressed moralising. Thank you, Mr. Pastis.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Pastis is the Queen of puns.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 3 years ago

    On Sunday “Pearls” strips, I always just skip to the last two panels. Save myself the trip.

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    Chief Inspector   almost 3 years ago

    You have mud on your face….your a big disgrace

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mr Pastis you are one of my heroes ROFLOL

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    chris_o42  almost 3 years ago

    And another pun bites the dust!

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    brick10  almost 3 years ago

    You really need to say it out loud! hehehe

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The only weakness of puns is if you don’t know the original phrase being referenced. Pastis does a good job of using popular ones.

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    detroitpete  almost 3 years ago

    You got mud on your face, Pastis

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Steph is slipping. I saw this one coming at the 2nd panel.

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    ERBEN2  almost 3 years ago

    Sorry , but I have read this many time s and I still don’t get ?

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    Studebaker Hoch  almost 3 years ago

    An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to church. The only seats were in the back of the church. They could hear the pastor, but couldn’t see him. They asked if he could step up onto something so they could see him as he spoke. He complied and asked, “Can you see me now”? They responded. “Yes, oui, sí, ya.”

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    Rat is righter than he imagines.

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    InvertedCow  almost 3 years ago

    Took a moment for that punchline to click in.

    Today’s lesson: Do not try to read dad jokes before coffee.

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    velma Premium Member almost 3 years ago
    Don’t get it, I must not know the reference. Spoiler please.
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    EmmettWayne  almost 3 years ago

    Freddie Mercury is and rock and rolling over in his grave!

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Who is the queen of that house?

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    Iseau  almost 3 years ago

    YEAH

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    judirapelje  almost 3 years ago

    Pastis must have been Under Pressure to write this one!!

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    Yay punday!

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    nancywilson51  almost 3 years ago

    That took a minute and fortunately the dog ignores me.

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    bsdunek  almost 3 years ago

    Love it, Stephan!

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 3 years ago

    Took me 3 times before I changed ‘Oui to We’ saying it out loud. Pastis is trying too hard.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Freddy Mercury is spinning in his grave about now….oy

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    ComicRelief  almost 3 years ago

    Just another Q conspiracy. Fake news!

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    I saw the pun coming, but I didn’t know what it was until now.

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    jel354  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like Rat is not Stephan’s “Best Friend.”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    This is funny.

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    susanherr  almost 3 years ago

    maybe it’s the reference to a song I like, but thanks for this bit of sillery

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    He doesn’t. He’s a cartoonist and he lost self-respect eons ago…..

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    gmu328  almost 3 years ago

    thought it was going to go to “Que Sera, whatever will be …”

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    dlkrueger33  almost 3 years ago

    I guess Stephan doesn’t want to live forever.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is a waste of space. All Pastis “pun” strips are a waste of space (they’re technically not even puns, because an actual pun comes without a set-up). I think from now on I’ll just skip the Sunday strips. If I miss a non-“pun” strip once in a while, it’s worth it to avoid wasting ten seconds a week on this kind of humorless childishness.

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    kd1sq  almost 3 years ago

    …heinous… …simply heinous!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ahhh… just what we all needed to take out minds off of the stupidity in the world… a stupid Pastis Pun! Thanks, toon-boy!!!

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 3 years ago

    Quick, Steph. Escape on your “Bicycle, bicycle…”

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    …but great taste

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    CaveCat87  almost 3 years ago

    The show must go on.

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    minute_of_decade  almost 3 years ago

    This is so stupid that it’s become brillant.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    At first glance I thought he was heading towards Rocky Balboa. “Adrienne!!!”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 3 years ago

    Oh I did laugh. I’m ashamed of myself.

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    curtlyon19  almost 3 years ago

    ok, this got a good laugh from me!!! thanks

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    dputhoff62  almost 3 years ago

    +10 for the Queen reference!

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    mtrimberger Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    … Thump! Thump!

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    jannichols2000  almost 3 years ago

    I love his play on words and puns! He is such a gifted cartoonist! ( And it references Queen)

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Admit it. You had to chant it to get the pun.

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    Natarose  almost 3 years ago

    I hate to say it, but that was one of the better ones.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  almost 3 years ago

    Watching “A Knight’s Tale” right now.

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    michael3114  almost 3 years ago

    I saw that coming from the second panel. Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave.

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    TSRaman  almost 3 years ago

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    Michael Grogan  almost 3 years ago

    I’m with Rat on this one.

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    rstove428 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Brilliant. There’s a terrific parody of Bohemian Rhapsody on YouTube “Menopause Rhapsody”. Just so true to the music, and hilarious lyrics.

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    rvps Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well played pig…. well played!

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    bunrabbit99  almost 3 years ago

    i like it!

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    cactusjack99 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Moan……. hahahahahahahhahahahaha, good one!

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    The One follower   almost 3 years ago

    I like the song though…

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    ComicsMama2  almost 3 years ago

    I LOVE Queen!!!!!

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    magdala666  almost 3 years ago

    LOVE IT!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Steven is Queen for a day!

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well done!!

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    Dianne50  almost 3 years ago

    I miss not hearing “We Are the Champions” right after. Have to go get out my vinyl.

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    glowing-steak32  almost 3 years ago

    You’ve got mud on your face, you big disgrace.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 3 years ago

    Crazy little things called puns!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    As soon as I saw 6 panels and the abundance of text, I skipped to the last 2 knowing it was a set up for another Pastis pun.

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    grumpypophobart  almost 3 years ago

    Rocked me!

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    Jason Scarborough  almost 3 years ago

    I can not for the life of me read O-U-I as we

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    wolfboy oz boy  almost 3 years ago

    i don’t get

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh, yes, Steph’s the great, PUN-tender, PUN-tending that he’s doing well…(Apologies to Freddy Mercury!)

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Punny.

    It makes me think of Michael Jordan and that great run of Chicago Bulls championships. Oh, yeah! We will, we will rock you!

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    MichaelBrooks  almost 3 years ago

    Rat should’ve said “YOU’RE a big disgrace”. XD

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    TIMH  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, the pain. I think I’m having a Sheer Heart Attack.

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    Tom in WV  almost 3 years ago

    Saw a pun coming, couldn’t pre-guess it. Bravo!

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    RonaldHeater  almost 3 years ago

    Where’s Wayne and Garth when you need them.

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    rgcviper  almost 3 years ago

    Yup—I knew the pun was coming, yet I couldn’t look away. Well done, Stephan.

    (Not sure I’d go so far to say [You] are the Champion, but you ARE darn good with puns. Or is that bad? Ha.)

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Great one! Sometimes I can see the punch line coming, but not in this one.

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    Swirls Before Pine  almost 3 years ago

    You got me there Stephan! I was sure the pun would be “Rah, Q, Like A Hurricane”. But that’s just one man’s scorpinion.

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    PBS1!  almost 3 years ago

    I think there have been more pun strips than usual lately.

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    Doggo34  almost 3 years ago

    Call him Jason’s Iguana.

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    wordsmeet  almost 3 years ago

    Bi-cycle, bi-cycle, I want to ride my bike…

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    lummysdad  almost 3 years ago

    I bet Pastis thought about it for a couple of hours before settling on ‘Q’.

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