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  1. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    I seriously doubt Mr Young ever said “foeceating”

  2. 1 day ago on Arlo and Janis

    They did not steal it, the “fans” willingly wasted a chunk of their lives.

  3. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

    Yes Captain Obvious, we all know that salt is most unhealthy for snails & slugs. I was attempting to humorously play off of mddshubby2005 most excellent pun. We’re all amazed that mastermind sophists like you and Mr. Butler did not understand my attempt at humor. You should have instead castigated me for my misspelling of “someone;” it would have been petty of course, but at least in that case you would have a basis for your replies.

  4. 5 days ago on Speed Bump
    But what does that have to do with a snail’s basement? Maybe your comment wasn’t as clever as we thought.
  5. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

    I’m joking of course! Everyone knows that it’s some that sells salt for a living.

  6. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

    Yes, very clever! Kudos galore and we are externally in your debt for bring such mirth and merriment to this comic. BTW, What”s a “salt cellar?”

  7. 10 days ago on Bloom County

    I thought smell played a part in mothers and offspring finding each other. Just look for an older female that smells like fish.

  8. 10 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Now I get it! Thank you Captain Obvious for clearing that up for all of us.

  9. 13 days ago on Speed Bump

    25 years ago it would have been the patient’s male member. Never thought that would change!

  10. 14 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Seeing that paper grocery bags are filled with groceries it would seem logical that they got the paper grocery bags at the grocery store when they were shopping for groceries.