You know, online shopping services are really successful nowadays
Amazon is a Prime example.
Did your mother believe you? Was your dad ashamed of you?
a Home Run?
For any young whippersnappers that don’t understand the reference to Playboys hidden under mattresses.
Way back in the dark ages before there was the internet the only way boys were able to scrutinize images of unclothed females was in non-digital/hard copy magazines – the most popular of these periodicals being “Playboy Magazine.”
(The repercussions of encountering these magazines was often hidden in one’s tube socks – so I’ve heard)
These magazine were most often hidden under the mattress of their bed so that the resident domestic despot (i.e. mom) would not find them – resulting in either castigation or castration. (depending on if mom went to church or not)
And here I thought the COMICS were supposed to be about fun & humor providing a tiny bit of pleasure in the midst of the World’s anger, bitterns and resentment. Silly me!
At least all this political pontificating (i.e. ranting & raving) has resulted in a productive and edifying conclusion for one and all. (cut to the Chinese, Russian & Taliban leaders maniacally rubbing their hands together saying “excellent”)
Bet his wife doesn’t nag him
Thought the Janis full moon would have been his favorite.
What happens when you fire gruntled workers?
A guy enters a bar with a gun and shouts “who slept with my wife?”
Everybody stays silent.
The guy repeats louder “who slept with my wife?"
Suddenly someone from other side of the bar answers “you don’t have enough bullets”
In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says, “So how is your strange business going?”
“What do you mean strange?”
“Because you sell only trumpets and guns!”
“Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, trumpets or guns?”
“It evens itself out. Each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbors buys a gun.”
After church on Sundays, the priest always sees parishioners in private. This Sunday, Mary came to him in tears.
“What happened?” asked the priest?
“Oh father, last evening my husband died.”
“That’s terrible! Did your husband have any last wishes?”
“Yes he did.”
“What did he say?”
“I beg of you, Mary. Put down the gun!”
If gun violence, or any violence for that matter, was acceptable and appropriate the the JOKE would not be funny.