Janis will now talk for hours about some pointless dribble until blood begins to seep from Arlo’s eyes and ears
Why is it always hilariously funny when a woman hits a man, but an outrageous crime when a man hits a women? Watch any sitcom (e.g. Everyone Loves Raymond) and violence inflicted upon men is played for laughs. Where’s the nonviolent compassion, fairness and equality in our society?
Arlo will be more than happy to fill your “pipeline” and put a smile on your face.
So just how far did a nice, sober girl go with nice guys? (Yes, Really)
Thanks for sharing such a fascinating part of your amazing life!
Well, we’ve all been breathlessly wondering about your mathematical aptitude. But to be totally honest, we’re not really surprised by your revelation. And apparently your spelling ability isn’t that hot either.
Thirty shades of gray – it was the longest night of his life.
Yeah! Like why is Arlo doing women’s work? Arlo has already put a smile on her face, now he has to get coco too? At the very least Janis should be the one blowing Arlo’s party favor.
Cartoon physics – duh!