Would you please explain that to my wife?
The entire crew of the first manned mission to Jupiter died upon reaching the planet…
I guess nobody quite understood the gravity of the situation
Sarcasm! One of God’s greatest gifts to man
Personally, I’ve always believed that you should never anger a man holding a pitch fork
Your open mindedness about showing tourists a really good had me excited about visiting your state, but then you mentioned paddling and I’m just not into that kind of thing.
Brilliant!! I laughed out loud at this one… in a non-denominational sort of way of course.
My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what…
She couldn’t do either!
We passed being sick of puns a LONG time ago! I remember a time when Pearls was an actual comic strip. I pray every night that Pastis will find the courage to go to rehab.
Truer words have never been spoken
Wasn’t assuming anything, just enjoying belittling you. It would appear that you and the crocs have a lot in common.