Oh Pops, have you learned nothing about being honest? If they find out you lied about your not getting hired, it’s going to hurt even more.
I’ve heard of “Garfield Minus Garfield”, but never “Garfield Minus Ink”.
What about Tiana?
This is why I’m glad none of my friends or family ever trolled me.
Then make friends.
Go to your room.
Sounds like my kind of party!