Thankfully, my big sis never once threatened to pound me.
You’ve got mud on your face, you big disgrace.
“And I’m all out of toothpaste, baby”
Dogbert needs a better outlet for his irritation.
Technically, he never said the ANIMAL kind of chickens…
Scott Adams pointed that out in a later strip (when Dilbert’s mom…Mombert?…asked her son about his job, and she gave chocolate cake to both Dogbert and him)
Aren’t we all actors underneath the skin?
The punch they’ll be getting will be worth it though.
Like a boss.