What a long, strange trip it's been.
Queue up the Dead “Loser”: “Don’t you push me baby, Cause I’m all alone, and you know I’m only in it for the gold”.
“Irish I was Iwish.” (As seen on St Paddy’s Day. I am 1/8th Irish – from the fun side of the family!).
Drano didn’t work?
Re: “I do tend to look at my goal, not my feet”: That’s my wife and me on our walks. She looks down at the sidewalk, and I always look up at the scenery. So she never trips, and I slide into dog shit.
“Keep your stick on the ice.”
The answer is right before their eyes – nap time!
I get tired of balding celebs who wear baseball caps or hats indoors (Ron Howard, James Taylor, etc) as if there’s something to hide. I’m boldly bald!
“I’ll be with you shortly”, as my 5’2" wife always says.
… with a left handed monkey wrench and a sky hook.
Wherever Eno goes, he’s in a beer garden.