My bad, I shoulda said “quit smoking!”
My solution is to have cancer sticks sold ONLY in vending machines, & have the machines accept only quarters! With cigarettes going in NYC for $14 per pack (most of that in taxes), people will need 56 quarters. I think that will increase the number of people who will quit!
Did the bartender ask for Heathcliff’s ID?!?
As Leslie Townes Hope used to say, “TANKs For The Memory”!
I’ve ben around “remote control TV” all my life. It started when Dear Old Mom & Dad asked me to please get up & change the channel!
Implying that “45” is a gorilla is very demeaning & VERY unfair…to the GORILLA!
is Heathcliff trying to get in touch with his inner Tom Selleck?!?
I know dang well at least one “C&H” fan has written this already, but I still wanna say…“Calvin, when you’re in the bathtub, YOU are the agitator!”
If, that should be WHEN, Rat loses his job at Joe’s Beanery, he should try to get work at Cat’s Café!
Rat won’t get the chair? AW NUTS! I was looking forward to the Dead End Kids asking Father Jerry, “Did Rat really die like a rat?”!!!