Egil skallagrimsson

Kveldulf Free

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  1. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Naw. I hate it when my bricks are smarter.

  2. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Getting a good job is easy. You just have to be a good liar.

    Keeping a good job …….

  3. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I am unable to parse that comment.

  4. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I have read that one of the most difficult roles for an actor is to realistically portray a retarded person.

    I saw a movie years ago where one of the supporting roles was a severely handicapped teenage boy. The actor was so convincing — in physical appearance, speech, and actions — that I was certain they had cast a genuinely retarded person. (This has been done with great success several times.) It wasn’t until the actor had to climb up a water tower that I realized no studio would take that chance.

    The teenage actor was still in school and his classmates started calling him “Retardo”. Or “Leonardo Retardo”. You may have heard of him; soon after this he starred in a movie about a sinking boat.

  5. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    His teacher should teach gym. Or enter politics.

  6. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “All artificial” but most of them are tender, at least, while many are well-marbled.

    Fine fare for a gentleman ursine.

  7. about 11 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “Skynet. The whole basis of the Terminator movies.”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Skynet. One thing you may be sure of is that no-one in the military, even if they were to develop unmanned drone fighters capable of independent, unsupervised aerial combat, would ever be daft enough to call them Skynet.

    They are developing unmanned drone fighters capable of independent, unsupervised aerial combat …………. but they call them Skyborg.

    Really. This is not a joke.

  8. 5 days ago on Non Sequitur

    The winds were better in the South.

  9. 5 days ago on Non Sequitur

    No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  10. 5 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Danae is leading. They will be lucky not to lose friends along the way.