Hal 9000

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Recent Comments

  1. 6 days ago on Non Sequitur

    You know who couldn’t even get THAT right….

  2. 13 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    I would have said Microsoft, but they answered too quickly….

  3. 13 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Technically, so is Antarctica…..

  4. 15 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    “Miss? Are you telling us absolutely everything?”

    “Well, no, we’re also out of coffee.”

    — Airplane II ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbv5B71KmkA )

  5. 25 days ago on Warped

    “If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram / I never seek to take the credit / We all assume that Oscar said it.”

    — Dorothy Parker

  6. 29 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Of course, that would make it Past-EE!

  7. about 1 month ago on Ozy and Millie

    Shouldn’t this be Roly Poly Fish Heads? Eat them up YUM!

  8. about 1 month ago on MythTickle

    Well, he ASKED for that one….

  9. about 1 month ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    I remember an old Superman comic in which he’s trying to send Mxyzptlk back to the 5th Dimension but Mxyzptlk is staying underwater or anyplace where he can’t speak so he can’t say his name backwards. Finally, Superman lures Mxyzptlk to the moon, finds a water patch (or whatever the proper term is) and does a Super-Slap to temporarily create oxygen. Mxyzptlk has been mocking Superman by repeatedly saying his name backwards, knowing he can’t be heard, but winds up in Superman’s oxygen patch before he realizes it. And the word is suddenly audible. Gotcha!

  10. about 1 month ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Knock Knock! / Who’s There? / The Doctor. / Doctor Who? / That’s right!