Hal 9000

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  1. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    Brewster has a bounty that’s worth it for anyone to claim?

  2. 4 days ago on MythTickle

    Still there, but closed for the duration. I am SO tired of the lockdown….

  3. 4 days ago on MythTickle

    A few blocks from UCLA, there’s a place called “Brewin’ Coffee.” Then I saw a sign for a new location called “Espressoteric.”

    Bad puns? You’re drinking it. :-)

  4. 11 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    So, every other day, huh? :-)

  5. 11 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    Hello Mudda

    Hello Fadda

    Gee it’s great at

    Gitmo Work Farm

    Now I know what

    Mel was thinking

    Now the monster’s gonna go

    and eat my spleen….

  6. 11 days ago on Doonesbury

    Tyrant Donnie thinks hydroxychloroquine is:

    Hydrox: Sandwich cookies

    Chlorine: What you put into swimming pools

    Quine: What Tyrant Donnie does on Twitter but mispronounces (whine)

    Therefore, he thinks he’s eating cookies by the pool while Twittering….

  7. 15 days ago on Doonesbury

    Ah, for the days when Roland was a REAL reporter and not just a tweeting TyrantBot….

  8. 19 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    There’s a story about an American soldier during World War II who desperately wanted to prove himself by shooting an enemy Japanese soldier. His friend, seeing this, told him, not to worry. “I’ve got an idea just go up to the top of the trench and call out ‘Damn Hirohito!’” The soldier thought that was a good idea, so he did just that.

    But, after a few minutes, a Japanese soldier came out and shouted “Damn Roosevelt!” Dejected, the American soldier went back to his friend and told him what happened. The friend shrugged and said, “Well, I understand. We can’t shoot a Republican.”


  9. 23 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    And Llewellyn asks, “Did something just happen here?”

  10. 23 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    Beating up Clark Kent – that’s cold, Pam! :-)