Wouldn’t work when my cat went deaf. He always ignored me.
Oh. Do the mentos and orange, grape and red soda! Be sure to get the drop kit on line that comes with a lanyard and pin.
Preach, sister, preach
The fact that I made this embroidered pillow proves I can stab something thousands of times.
Not to be confused with code monkeys
I made travel arrangements for my whole department to go to a conference in Florida including a trip to Disney World. I didn’t even get a T-shirt
In California we had potato bugs which looked like Frankenstein assembled it. You’d turn one up when digging. Everyone’s first reaction is ugh kill!
Mother loved her ancient wavy bathroom mirror with a 25 W bulb. When she went to my mom’s house she hated the highly polished modern mirror with all the fluorescent bulbs around it
My mom would say I’m your MU-ther.
I’m so afraid
Wouldn’t work when my cat went deaf. He always ignored me.